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Laugh-out-loud stories about family, drinking, traveling and generally having too much free time by author Amy Vansant.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 284 )
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The Eclipse Gives Me a Cold and a Ton of Book Specials
Did you run outside to see the eclipse only to find a slightly dimmer than normal sun? Me too. I tried to do the “put your phone in selfy mode to see the... Read more
Posted on 23 August 2017 FAMILY, HUMOR -
New Release! Pineapple Beach House – Pineapple Port #5
New Release! Pineapple Beach House: A Pineapple Port Mystery: Book Five 99c for a limited time! (Free on Amazon Kindle Unlimited for a limited time too! Then I’... Read more
Posted on 16 August 2017 FAMILY, HUMOR -
Special 12-Book Cozy Pack, Kilty Street Team
Do you shop on KOBO or Barnes Noble?I’m in a Cozy Christmas collection shooting for hitting the USA Today Best Seller list. Read more
Posted on 12 August 2017 FAMILY, HUMOR -
Pineapple Beach House Cover Reveal, Mystery Box on Sale & Book Deals
Pineapple Beach House Cover Reveal!Ta da! Here’s the cover for the new book (Pineapple Port Mystery #5), featuring Charlotte and her dog Abby embroiled in yet... Read more
Posted on 04 August 2017 FAMILY, HUMOR -
Goldfinches with Rage Issues, Join the Pineapple Port Street Team & Giveaways!
Goldfinches with Rage IssuesLiving in the Northeast, where most of the birds are pretty blah compared to tropical regions, I’ve always had an affinity for... Read more
Posted on 27 July 2017 FAMILY, HUMOR -
Real Estate Gone Bad… Some Book Specials from Friends and Giveaways…
Looking for houses online, you see some really weird photos. Like this one, where the person clearly collapsed while taking it:“I’ll sell this house if it’s... Read more
Posted on 21 July 2017 FAMILY, HUMOR -
Shoehorn Dream, Pineapple Lies Goes Wide and GREAT Giveaways
My Shoehorn Dreams come true…First, you may have to sit down. I have some exciting news.You may or may not remember me waxing poetic about shoehorns a few... Read more
Posted on 06 July 2017 FAMILY, HUMOR -
Kilty as Charged 99c, 3 Thrillers for 99c, Cozy Giveaways and a Smart-aleck...
My husband and I were food shopping when he asked me to stand in a certain spot so he could take my picture…It seemed odd to pose in a food store, but it... Read more
Posted on 21 June 2017 FAMILY, HUMOR -
Winner of the Name the Nursing Home Contest!
You know you’re getting old…I bought myself for six dollars that I am so giddy about I can hardly stand it.A shoehorn.You know you’re getting old when a shoehor... Read more
Posted on 15 June 2017 FAMILY, HUMOR -
My Dog is Happy but My Husband is Nuts and Other Promos and Giveaways
It’s been a mad week, so I haven’t picked the winners of the “Name the Nursing Home” contest yet. Promise to next week!Art + Fruit + DogMy husband, Mike, has... Read more
Posted on 09 June 2017 FAMILY, HUMOR -
Name the Nursing Home
Name an Old Folk’s Home!It’s that time again, when I ask YOU to name something or someone in my upcoming novel!I just realized I don’t have a name for... Read more
Posted on 01 June 2017 FAMILY, HUMOR -
Kilty Conscience Released and I Need Your Help!
Hi everyone! Guess what? I need your help! (you’re always so helpful!) First, a little news…The second book in the Kilty series has been released – whoo whoo! Read more
Posted on 16 May 2017 HUMOR -
Giveaways Galore!
Thank you to everyone who sent me ideas for Mother’s Day – there were a lot of good ones in there – hopefully some of you received some inspiration as well! Read more
Posted on 11 May 2017 FAMILY, HUMOR -
Help Me Pick a Book title…Mother’s Day Ideas
Help Me Name Pineapple #5!I’m about half way done Pineapple Port Mystery #5, which I’ve been calling Pineapple Beach House in my head, but I’m not sure that’s... Read more
Posted on 02 May 2017 FAMILY, HUMOR -
A Florida Conundrum, Angeli Goes Wide & on Sale + Giveaways
Have a favorite spot in Florida?Whew!Just finished Kilty Conscience – (Kilty Romantic Comedy/Suspense Series #2)! And while my editor edits that for publication... Read more
Posted on 14 April 2017 FAMILY, HUMOR -
Name the Villian Winner, Dogs and Giveaways
For my “Name the Bar in Pineapple Land War“ contest (two contests ago, for those of you keeping track of my “thing naming” laziness) the winner, a lovely lady... Read more
Posted on 04 April 2017 FAMILY, HUMOR -
New Free-Discount Book Service & a Good Laugh Cry.
I have exciting news to share, but I am exhausted!My book marketing site, AuthorsXP.com, launched a new service called the “Daily Deal Machine” to send the... Read more
Posted on 24 March 2017 FAMILY, HUMOR -
Pineapple Port 4 Released – Get a Free Copy!
Pineapple Port Mystery #4: Pineapple Land Wars has been released!When real estate tycoon Bucky Bloom is found stuck to the end of a sailboat mast, a land war... Read more
Posted on 21 February 2017 FAMILY, HUMOR -
Something’s Fishy and a Pineapple Port #4 Cover Reveal
Next stop, acid.Something’s FishyDoes any one take fish oil for their health? If you do, I have a quick tip for you. Don’t put them in your pocket and then the... Read more
Posted on 14 February 2017 FAMILY, HUMOR -
Name A Toy Store in Pineapple Port 4
You’ll shoot your eye out, kid!It’s that time again, when I ask YOU to name something or someone in my upcoming novel! I love reading your ideas and the little... Read more
Posted on 02 February 2017 FAMILY