Guerrillamom
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Guerrilla Mom
http://guerrillamom.blogspot.com/
Former free-wheeling, joke-telling, drink-slinging artist. Current obsessive-compulsive Mommy.
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LATEST ARTICLES ( 150 )
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Ricki Lake Ruined My Birth
Today on Mommyish, I talk about how Ricki Lake ruined my birth. Well, there's a little more to it than that - but that is the gist of it.You can read the full... Read more
Posted on 03 September 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING -
Ann Romney's RNC Address. Sort Of.
You know those movies, where people somehow magically switch bodies, and the once tight-lipped conservative mother becomes a truth telling, party animal? No? Read more
Posted on 31 August 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING -
Today on Mommyish - I'll Stop Posting Pictures of My Kid, When You Stop Posting...
Today on Mommyish, I pitch some new plug-ins for the creators of Unbaby.me.So, you're sick of logging into Facebook and seeing pictures of my kid? Read more
Posted on 29 August 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING -
Hypnobirthing. I Failed You.
God, I wanted a natural birth.I was a woman consumed. I watched all of the documentaries. I learned about all of the techniques to employ so I too, could... Read more
Posted on 29 August 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING -
Get Old.com - Worst Idea, Ever.
I got this email today: Dear Maria Guido, Thank you so much for participating in the Get Old event at BlogHer. We enjoyed hearing how you feel about getting... Read more
Posted on 25 August 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING -
My Magical Vagina Votes Pro-Choice.
Rape is awful, but apparently not as awful as the one-two punch of rape followed by abortion.By now, I'm sure we've all heard Rep. Akin's statement, regarding... Read more
Posted on 23 August 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING -
Gratuitous Cuteness, Again.
Who doesn't love a laughing baby?I took this video almost a year ago - and it cracked me up. Then, I went down the "oh my God, my baby is growing up so fast"... Read more
Posted on 17 August 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING -
F@#k You, Nike.
American women brought home 58 of the country's 104 medals, and 29 of the 46 gold medals. In other words, they kicked major ass. Read more
Posted on 16 August 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING -
"18 Again" Vaginal Cream Exists.
Some days you are all set to write about playground etiquette, and the universe hands you a commercial about a vaginal-tightening gel, called 18 Again. I trie... Read more
Posted on 14 August 2012 WOMEN'S ISSUES -
Gratuitous Cuteness.
Lest you forget this is a Mommy Blog - what with all of the swearing and talk of tequila - here are some photos of the cutest kid, ever. Read more
Posted on 13 August 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING -
Match.com and Blogher Are the Same Thing. Sort Of.
There was a frenzy of activity going on last week. I got my eyebrows waxed. I got my hair cut and colored. There was a manicure and a pedicure. I bought new... Read more
Posted on 10 August 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING -
What Do Your Nightmares Say About You?
I read a hilarious Scary Mommy Society post yesterday by Christine from Quasi Agato, in which she recounts her recent experience with parenting nightmares. Read more
Posted on 08 August 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING -
Bloomberg Cares About Babies and Boobs.
When I first heard about Bloomberg's Latch On NYC, a new initiative to encourage breastfeeding to postpartum women in hospitals, I had the same knee-jerk... Read more
Posted on 05 August 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING -
Blogher 12- Day 1. Consensus - I'm Old.
Wow.There are a lot of people in Midtown Manhattan. I live in New York, so you think I would have remembered that.I got out of the subway yesterday at... Read more
Posted on 03 August 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING -
Snooki, on Circumcision.
Snooki was on Jimmy Kimmel last month, talking about her pregnancy and impending motherhood. The question of circumcision came up. Here's how that conversation... Read more
Posted on 01 August 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING -
Is Self-promotion Always Shameless? Maybe.
The last few weeks have been a whirlwind of designing, marketing, and pimping my blog. Magnets, necklaces, new cards, media kits... holy shit - my head is... Read more
Posted on 31 July 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING -
Fifty Shades Of...
Okay, so I've said it before, and I'll say it again...I'll never understand the phenomenon that is Fifty Shades of Grey. I just won't.My first published... Read more
Posted on 25 July 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING -
Silence is Golden.
When I was 21, I had my first, big break-up. I was laying beside him in bed, and just thought, I'm not in love. It's easier to leave when you are young. And... Read more
Posted on 25 July 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING -
Blogher '12 - Guerrilla Mom's NYC Survival Tips
There have been tons of blog posts strewn about the Internet lately, all about what Newbies need to do to get through Blogher '12. Well, since I am a Newbie, I... Read more
Posted on 20 July 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING -
How Many Words Does Your Child Have?
I was at the park the other day frolicking in the sun with Lucien. A fire truck drove by, and a little boy, around 14 months old, looked in its direction and... Read more
Posted on 17 July 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING