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LATEST ARTICLES ( 150 )

• Okay Gwyneth, You Win. You Have The Coolest Life - Part II

  

  I feel like crap today, so naturally I followed the link in my inbox to my favorite blog, GOOP. And by favorite I mean, the one that makes me want to jam a lit... Read more

  Posted on 25 January 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Don't Be An A*!hole When You Dine Out With Your Kids

  

  This disaster happened in the privacy of our own home.I know everyone (including myself) hates to be told what to do, but there’s a reason that many people drea... Read more

  Posted on 24 January 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Satan Invented Genetic Screening

  

  Okay.I've been pretty silent on the blog regarding the pregnancy, which is pretty weird considering this is essentially a mom blog. You would think a pregnancy... Read more

  Posted on 19 January 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Free Astroglide! I Also Have To Say The Words "Sexual Shyness"

  

  Who doesn't like big, fluffy hearts and lube?I wouldn't know ANYTHING about this but I've heard your sex life can suffer after you have kids. That is so weird. ... Read more

  Posted on 15 January 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• It's A Girl!

  

  I hate to admit it, but I actually do think I had a little maternal intuition this time around. Well, it could be that - or it could just be that my mother and... Read more

  Posted on 09 January 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• I'm Against the Death Penalty, But...

  

  I'm against the death penalty - but not for the reasons that you may think. I really don't give a shit if a vicious, violent criminal rots in jail or even dies... Read more

  Posted on 07 January 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Guerrilla Mom Is Officially One and Happy New Year!

  

  It's been a whole year since I woke up one night in a cold sweat, panicking about how exactly I was going to successfully raise my child. Read more

  Posted on 31 December 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING

• I Hate to Break It to You, but There's No 'perfect Time' to Have Kids.

  If you’re in your thirties, waiting for all of the stars to align – that promotion you have your eyes on, finding the perfect house, one last trip to Europe –... Read more

  Posted on 27 December 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Christmas Fail

  

  Okay, so I'm not Martha Stewart. This year it was made abundantly clear.I love Christmas. Not the whole crazy materialistic part - but the trees and the lights... Read more

  Posted on 26 December 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING

• We Have A Problem

  These are the headlines on the Huffington Post today:Two Police Officers Shot and Killed in Kansas3-Year-Old Accidentally Shoots Himself, DiesGunman At Large... Read more

  Posted on 17 December 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Seriously - I Made This.

  

  I may be a little biased, but this little man is CUTE. Read more

  Posted on 10 December 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING

• I'm Not Qualified To Give Anyone Advice About Anything - But It Never Stopped...

  Last week, I wrote a piece for Mommyish called "The Best Pregnancy Advice I Never Got." One of the readers on Mommyish told me to fuck off, and Huffpost... Read more

  Posted on 05 December 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING

• All the Tears in the World.

  

  Last year, I met a lovely couple while I was sitting down at the bar having a drink after I got off work. They seemed to be on a date, and we joked about how... Read more

  Posted on 02 December 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING

• When It Comes To Birthing Styles, Can We All Just Get Along?

  Motherhood has humbled me in a million ways. All jump-started by the day my son was born – the most humbling experience of all.I definitely had a plan for his... Read more

  Posted on 28 November 2012 PARENTING

• I'm Not Fat and Lazy, I'm Pregnant and Tired

  If you subscribe to this blog, or are a regular reader in any way, you have probably noticed the frequency of the posts has slowed down a bit in the past... Read more

  Posted on 22 November 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Don't Let Your Child Use Your Phone. Ever.

  

  Seriously. I need to establish some boundaries.You know how your mom refuses to use the ATM because she doesn't "trust it?" All you can think is jeez woman, com... Read more

  Posted on 13 November 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING

• My Toddler Doesn't Listen To a Damn Thing I Say

  I've always been kind of a bad ass. I'm not trying to brag, but people don't generally mess with me.Maybe it's due to my line of work, which has given me a thic... Read more

  Posted on 08 November 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING

• First Response and Rolos

  

  Jesus, I gotta pee. I can't do this in Target, though - can I?I glance down at my toddler, squeezed into his crappy umbrella stroller. He looks tired and fed... Read more

  Posted on 07 November 2012 PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• It's Election Day And I Don't Want To Hear Your Stupid Excuses For Not Voting.

  The day has finally arrived. It's election day and I'm getting ready to go stand in what will no doubt be a ridiculously long line. I waited three hours to... Read more

  Posted on 06 November 2012 FAMILY

• Happy Two Years, Little One

  

  What everyone says is right - it does go by fast. Motherhood is a real pain in the ass sometimes, but I wouldn't change a thing. Soaking up all of the time... Read more

  Posted on 01 November 2012 FAMILY, PARENTING