Guerrillamom

LATEST ARTICLES ( 150 )

• I'm The 'Old Mom.' How Did This Happen?

  

  I don’t regret not having kids in my 20s. I regret that my 20s only lasted 10 years.Life is cruel. Each decade bleeds into the next. Read more

  Posted on 03 July 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• On Smug Mothers And Their Perfect Newborns

  Week 1 of parenting a newborn:Baby is awesome and I'm starting to understand all of those smug mothers who say that parenting a newborn isn't hard at all. Read more

  Posted on 09 June 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• C-Sections Really Do Suck - How To Get Through One

  

  After 42 weeks of pregnancy - aka the longest pregnancy ever - Francesca finally arrived last Sunday. I guess it actually wasn't the longest pregnancy ever -... Read more

  Posted on 08 June 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Labor And The Bikini Line - Do I Need To Care About This?

  

  I'm sitting up at 3 am because I can't sleep or move. My due date is technically today, but we all know how that goes. Who knows when this baby will exit my bod... Read more

  Posted on 20 May 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Help.

  

  Can somebody please tell me how you manage to have an infant and a toddler riding in the backseat AT THE SAME TIME? This is seriously freaking me out. How do yo... Read more

  Posted on 14 May 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• If You Ever Wondered What Your Cat Was Thinking.

  This cat diary made my morning. Read more

  Posted on 10 May 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Pregnancy Is Making Me Soft.

  

  I am getting all kinds of weepy about the arrival of this next child. I'm already starting to feel nostalgic for the time that Lucien and I have had alone - is... Read more

  Posted on 24 April 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• God, I Wish I Could Jump On The Placenta-Eating Bandwagon.

  

  I’m a sucker when it comes to a bargain. Seriously. I’m the person that always falls for the two-for-one deals. I almost never need two of whatever it is I am... Read more

  Posted on 18 April 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• The Best Labor Advice, Ever

  I just love it when you ask someone how the hell you will know when you are in labor and they say, Oh - don't worry, you'll know.Okay. Read more

  Posted on 11 April 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• So... I'm Too Pregnant To Find A Doctor

  Seriously - what the hell is going on? I am going to be walking into labor and delivery and getting whoever the hell is on call to deliver my baby. Does anyone... Read more

  Posted on 08 April 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• #SafetyTipsForLadies - Best Hashtag, Ever.

  

  If you were poking around the Internets this week you may have noticed my favorite hashtag, ever - #safetytipsforladies. It was an awesome response to all of... Read more

  Posted on 29 March 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Life On Planet GOOP - Wardrobe Edition

  

  I'm feeling particularly diva-ish lately - rocking my strapless maternity mumu and flip flops. I was thinking, Hey - it's spring. Maybe I should get some... Read more

  Posted on 22 March 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• All The Stereotypes About Living With Your Mother Are True

  

  In case you were wondering, every stupid stereotype you find in a comedy about raising children and temporarily staying with family are true. Read more

  Posted on 21 March 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Second Baby = No Big Woop.

  Just kidding. Kind of.I'm almost eight months pregnant and pretty sure I haven't fully begun to grasp that in a few months I'm going to be in charge of keeping... Read more

  Posted on 08 March 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• In Honor Of Women's History Month - F@#k You, Marissa Mayer

  I've decided I have a right to be pissed about Marissa Mayer. And I don't give a shit if no one agrees with me.First, she becomes the most powerful pregnant... Read more

  Posted on 06 March 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Pregnant. Toddler. Moving.

  

  I always used to look at pregnant women who had toddlers with confusion. What the hell are you doing, lady? Are you crazy? A glutton for punishment? Stupid?The... Read more

  Posted on 01 March 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• So, This Move Is Totally Happening.

  

  I'm moving in a week.You wouldn't know it by the state of my apartment, which is in complete shambles. I was supposed to really get a lot of packing done... Read more

  Posted on 18 February 2013 BOOKS

• I Suck At Making Mom Friends

  

  I’m terrible at making mom friends.My son is two years old. I have been blaming my lack of friends who are moms on various things along the different stages of... Read more

  Posted on 13 February 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• No, YOU Shut Up

  I'm sick of mom's being told their stories aren't theirs to tell.I'm also sick of people claiming they don't want future employers Googling them and finding... Read more

  Posted on 07 February 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• I Can't Quit You, New York. Oh Wait - Yes I Can.

  

  I love New York.I was born here, spent the early years of my life here, and always felt something pulling me back. It's been 10 years (which flew by) and now... Read more

  Posted on 31 January 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING