Don Mega

LATEST ARTICLES ( 26 )

• Rule #41 – Don’t Leave Me Hangin’

  

  I know I may not be the friendliest neighbor in the world. In fact, I’m probably in the bottom half of folks you’d want living on your cul-de-sac. But even... Read more

  Posted on 06 May 2011 COMMUNITY, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Rule #40 – Comic Sans Sucks

  

  Dear Microsoft Word User, Please stop writing things in Comic Sans. You’re a grown ass man and this is the font a 4th grader would use to write his book report... Read more

  Posted on 05 May 2011 HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Rule #39 – USA! USA! USA!

  Do you hear that sound rising up through the stands? Yes, it’s the familiar patriotic chant of USA! USA! USA! From Rocky pummeling Drago, to the Miracle on... Read more

  Posted on 02 May 2011 SOCIETY

• Rule #38 – Never Eat Shredded Wheat

  

  It’s been a few days since I’ve posted and I apologize for my absence. It took a little longer than normal to get to my destination on Friday which completely... Read more

  Posted on 01 May 2011 HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Rule #37 – Stay Inside the Lines

  

  You would think it would go without saying – especially since we’re taught to stay within the lines from the time we get our first coloring book – but wherever... Read more

  Posted on 28 April 2011 HUMOR, MOTO, SOCIETY

• Rule #36 – Your Dog’s #2 Is Priority #1

  

  Lately I’ve been spending an inordinate amount of time at the local dog park with my one year old English Bulldog. I purchased the little guy about a year ago... Read more

  Posted on 26 April 2011 HOME, HUMOR, PETS, SOCIETY

• Rule #34 – Thou Shalt Not Pray to Facebook

  

  With Facebook and Twitter becoming more prevalent in our daily lives (Have you Liked/Followed the Social Rulebook yet!?), I’m left wondering if we all truly... Read more

  Posted on 21 April 2011 HUMOR, SOCIAL MEDIA, SOCIETY, TECH

• Rule #33 – Nicknames Are for Friends

  

  Strangers. There’s a reason they teach you not to talk to them. Most of them are creepy and weird. Especially the ones that don’t act like strangers at all. Eve... Read more

  Posted on 19 April 2011 HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Rule #32 – Curious? Don’t Ask.

  

  Never…….Ever……Under any circumstance……Ever……And I mean, EVER……Never……Ever……Even if you think you’re pretty sure……DON’T……Ever……By any means……Under any... Read more

  Posted on 14 April 2011 FAMILY, HUMOR, PARENTING, SOCIETY

• Rule #31 – Wash Your Troubles Away

  

  The true value of windshield washer fluid, I’ve found, is much greater than the $2.49 price tag slapped on the side of the jug at your local Amoco. Not only... Read more

  Posted on 12 April 2011 HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Rule #30 – Spin the Wheel!

  

  Stop buying so many freaking vowels! You already know that the missing letter in “T_” is an “O”. Why waste $250 confirming it? Well this carton of milk says it... Read more

  Posted on 11 April 2011 HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Rule #29 – Be Polite, Don’t Mention Height

  

  Did you know that height, whether incredibly tall or extremely short, is the only physical abnormality that society has no reservations about bringing up right... Read more

  Posted on 08 April 2011 HUMOR, LIFE COACH, LIFESTYLE, SOCIETY

• Rule #28 – Easy on the Memos

  Memo To: Office Workers Everywhere From: Don Mega Date: April 5, 2011 Subject: Office Memos Message: Please stop wasting my time with the circulation of... Read more

  Posted on 06 April 2011 HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Rule #27 – At Least Pretend to Work

  

  "Whaaaat's happening?" I’m getting tired of watching my co-workers wander around the office avoiding their work while I sit at my desk pretending to do mine. Read more

  Posted on 05 April 2011 HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Rule #26 – The Customer is Always Right

  

  The customer is always right. Especially when that customer is me. Now this isn’t a new rule by any means, but it appears, after a recent experience with Dish... Read more

  Posted on 04 April 2011 HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Rule #25 – Enjoy a Ballgame!

  

  Forget the curveball, Ronnie. Give'm the heater! Opening Day. There aren’t two words in the English language that sound better. It’s the real New Year’s Day. Th... Read more

  Posted on 01 April 2011 HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Rule #24 – Print to Your Heart’s Content

  

  You ever get these random e-mails from your business contacts that come with some tree-huggin’ slogan slapped on the end of the signature line? Thank you for... Read more

  Posted on 31 March 2011 HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Rule #23 – Home Brew? No Thank You

  

  So you can brew your own beer. Good for you. That doesn’t mean you have to tell me about it every five minutes. Hey look! Another status update on Gary’s Russia... Read more

  Posted on 30 March 2011 HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Rule #22 – Conquer Your Lotion Addiction

  

  I think we need to do something about this budding addiction that women seem to have with hand lotion…Lotion Devotion, if you will. Ha! See what I did there?... Read more

  Posted on 29 March 2011 HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Rule #21 – Don’t Be A Stoplight Creeper

  

  Why is everyone in such a goddamn hurry all the time? Is anyone ever where they actually want to be? Judging by the behavior of most drivers on the road, you’d... Read more

  Posted on 27 March 2011 HUMOR, SOCIETY