Dear Microsoft Word User,
Please stop writing things in Comic Sans. You’re a grown ass man and this is the font a 4th grader would use to write his book report on the Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Look at how ridiculous this looks! I suppose you also sign your checks in crayon and dot your I’s with little hearts. You do realize that is not a punctuation mark, right? Come on, at least act like you’ve accumulated more than six credit hours at the local community college. 
Signed,
Everyone Older Than 8 Years Old
