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• The Kimye Wedding Extravaganza: He Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie. For The...

  

  Forgive me if I’m a little emotional, but I always get choked up when someone gets a do over wedding.  Especially when they haven’t spent all the profits from... Read more

  Posted on 26 May 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It! Bonus: A Jackson Quickie. Go Behind The Battles And Let Dianna Get...

  

  Srsly? No more Bring It!…? Aw Hell Nah.  Now what? Psych.  We wouldn’t leave you hanging. There was a little bit of milk left in the cow this week, so Lifetime... Read more

  Posted on 18 May 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• DanCool Rewind: It’s Mother’s Day. So Watch The John Roberts Classic One More...

  

  Busted…again. But at least this time it’s by popular demand. This is an oldie but a goodie that I posted way back when.  Maybe more than once. And now it’s... Read more

  Posted on 12 May 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It! Reunion: They Were Off The Sidewalks And On The Comfy Couch. Miss D An...

  

  It’s like I always say. Drop the beatz and a Daddy’s gotta Nae Nae when a Daddy’s gotta Nae Nae. Mama’s not gonna lie, JJ. One more song and I woulda been all u... Read more

  Posted on 11 May 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It! Finale: Divas And Tigerettes And Dolls…Oh My! It’s A Battle Royale...

  

  And Lawd, please. Just one weekend without a DDBaby spilling their juice box. I’m a dancer not a dry cleaner. Insert your own Tina Wig Joke Here:___. But make i... Read more

  Posted on 04 May 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms Girl Talk: Lock Up The Moms And The Boys, Because It’s A Girls-Only...

  

  I must have missed the memo during my video shoot. When did Blondie get her own talk show? Girl…I’m not one to gossip, but let’s just say somebody was giving... Read more

  Posted on 30 April 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: Locked In And Turnt Up. It’s The Dolls Vs. The Dollz In A Memphis...

  

  All the crazy ladies. Put your hands up. She’s totally two gurlz short of a Destiny’s Child Reunion, but dang that bitch is fine. Somedays I just wanna lock... Read more

  Posted on 27 April 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: The Real Housewives Of Pittsburgh Dress It Up And Throw It Down....

  

  Wah Wah Wah. I’ve got three shows and you all have none. All children should be supported. And you’d know that if you’d ever buy my damn book, woman. I... Read more

  Posted on 23 April 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: Shut Up And Dance. And Then Walk The Dawg And Blow Them Diamonds Away...

  

  You do know when you’re talking s*** about me on your pretend phone I can hear you, right? Fire in the Hole! Mama on the Inside! That’s my Baby!! That’s my... Read more

  Posted on 19 April 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Presenting The New ALDC Team. And The Old ALDC Team. And The Mama...

  

  I can do Jazz, Ballet, Lyrical, Hip Hop, turn invisible and speak in Klingon. So, yeah…I got this. You wanna do this? Let’s do this. Cuz I can out drink AND... Read more

  Posted on 16 April 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: The Dolls Are Twerking It To The Streets…Rocking The Parade And Tick...

  

  Imma gon’ have to ask you and your little monkey hat to back it up before I King Kong your a**. Those bitches are crazy. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to... Read more

  Posted on 13 April 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Lights! Camera! Dance! Jump On The Bed And Then Shuffle Off To...

  

  I never actually looked at the back of her head before. How does she even make it do that? Oh yeah, Boyeez. There’s a new Christy in town. Read more

  Posted on 09 April 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: We Got Baby Daddies In The Dollhouse And Sunjai In Stilettos. It’s A...

  

  They wanna know why he’s always wearing that Sprint earpiece even when there’s no damn cell service inna gym. We show up. We win. That’s pretty much how we do,... Read more

  Posted on 06 April 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Family Comes First. But Winning Is Certainly A Close Second When It...

  

  You got about two seconds to get that hand off m’weave before the s*** starts getting real in here. If she don’t put me in that video I swear I’ll snap the head... Read more

  Posted on 02 April 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: The Baby Dolls And Daddy JJ Show Everyone How It’s Done When The...

  

  What What? You see what time it is? It’s called Nap Time. So where’s my damn juice box, woman? You can cry all you want, but we’re still listening to Beyoncé... Read more

  Posted on 29 March 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Fix Your Feet And Cover Your Ears. It’s Nothing But Trash Talk And...

  

  Yo. Hold up. What’d that little bitch in the beanie just call me? Between you and me, I think they’re all !@#$%* stupid for showing up every week to get their... Read more

  Posted on 26 March 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: Pat Yo’ Weave And Snatch Yo’ Wig. You Might Wanna Hold On To Yo’...

  

  Yup. Looks like I gotta lace up the Jordans and show these crazy bitches how it’s done. Lawd. I ain’t seen dancing that smooth since they cancelled Sanford and... Read more

  Posted on 23 March 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: You Better Werk. It’s A Drag Queen Extravaganza During The Sister...

  

  Srsly. How ’bout you just get your hands outta my weave and sit yourself down. Laquifa got this. Drag Queen? I thought they said Dry Clean. I’m just gonna stay... Read more

  Posted on 19 March 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: Put On Your Battle Camo And Get Ready To Rumble. We’re Twerkin’ In...

  

  No. Really. Close your eyes. It sounds exactly like Beyoncé is here singing on the damn sidewalk. Beyoncé? If you like it then you shoulda put some brains in it... Read more

  Posted on 15 March 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Holy Toledo, Batman! It’s Another Chance To Blame It All On Ohio…Or...

  

  Just saying I’m into stocky guys and dudes with funny hats. Think we can make this happen? Lawd have mercy. I’m gonna have to write a whole other book just to... Read more

  Posted on 12 March 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO