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• Bring It!: The Dolls Face The Dollz In A Memphis Rematch. We’re Talking Hip...

  

  Yaaaaaaaas, Honey! I wanted to ride that crazy bitch like a big diesel John Deere Weave Whacker! Excuse me? Honestly, I’m way too stressed out about this whole... Read more

  Posted on 13 September 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Tick…Tick…And Boom! The White Board Of Doom Just Turned Maddie’s...

  

  So you really think it’s a good idea to do this right now? You do know who my mother is? I know, right? If you squint I totally look like Vanna White. Me? Just... Read more

  Posted on 10 September 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: Lawd Have Mercy, Please Let Sunjai Make Cuts. I’m Running Out Of...

  

  I don’t even think that was chicken. Sunjai Made Cuts. OMG OMG OMG!! Sunjai Made Cuts. OMG OMG OMG!! Sunjai Made Cuts. There’s proud. And then there’s Baby Dadd... Read more

  Posted on 06 September 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: The ALDC Tribal Council Is About To Vote Off All The Crybabies, So...

  

  I just wanted to get some sleep, so I told that little crybaby there was a pony in the back of the bus. Chief YearOfTheNia is about to shut this Tribal Council... Read more

  Posted on 03 September 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: When The Baby Dolls Return To Battle The Baby Tigerettes Again, You...

  

  I need you to stop crying and bring your juice box over to that lady lying on the floor behind me. Those Mamas tho. I mean…dang. Lawd, please don’t let me... Read more

  Posted on 29 August 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: All The First Ladies…Put Your Hands Up! In DC, The Politics Of...

  

  You need to stop hating on us New Moms. That strap looks exactly like a real Louis bag. What you need to do is give those tiny shorts back to your daughter and... Read more

  Posted on 27 August 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: Y’all Put The Trunk Down And Get Ready To Throw Down Because It’s...

  

  Girl, please. You just took the plastic nose off a pair of iParty glasses. I still see the mustache. Then she ’bout poked her eye out. Those Groucho glasses... Read more

  Posted on 23 August 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Sorry, No Funny Title This Week. Abby-phobia Has Hit The ALDC. No...

  

  She better pull a group dance outta her butt soon or I’ll be late for hosting Meet The Press. No, seriously. How many studios does she own? And does she know... Read more

  Posted on 20 August 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Raising Asia: It’s My Blu Ray Birthday Party And I’ll Roller Skate If I Want...

  

  You’re just a body builder. You don’t understand what it’s like having to stop at every shoe store. I love my Nana Vicky, but if I see one more macaroni and... Read more

  Posted on 17 August 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: Nyuck Nyuck! It’s Soitenly Kayla’s Big Surprise When Tina, Mo And Mim...

  

  Before you start thinking about scratching that itch, remember that’s her Mama upstairs. This town ain’t big enough for two Beyoncés, yo. I have no idea where... Read more

  Posted on 16 August 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: If You’re Gonna Talk The Talk, You Better Walk The Dawg. It’s 3...

  

  If I turn this way, you can totally tell I only had time to curl three pieces of hair before breakfast. I am phoning it in this week. Maybe what we need is fewe... Read more

  Posted on 13 August 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: A New Miami Rival Brings Out The Inner Beyoncé. If You Liked It Then...

  

  Oh my goodness. What’s that on my blouse? I got a little Beyoncé on me that just won’t come off. What’s Up? What’s Up? Ready to throw some KThug? We ain’t scare... Read more

  Posted on 10 August 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: The In10sity Wasn’t Just On The Ohio Stage This Week. Maddie And Gin...

  

  Just so we’re clear. You’re a guest in my house. And my hair was straight when I walked in the door. It’s easy, sweetie. I just always pretend there’s frosting... Read more

  Posted on 08 August 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: Prom Is Da Bomb…Or Is It? What Is Sunjai Gonna Do When The Dancing...

  

  It was funny the first 647 times, but now I’m kinda right t’here with the Wendy’s Restaurant jokes. Somebody help me hold this door shut! She’s trynna get in th... Read more

  Posted on 04 August 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Raising Asia: The Sass Is Back! At The World Of Dance It Was Time For Lions And...

  

  Because after some smart a** boob joke, that fool with the blog is going right for the black electric tape. That’s why. Srsly. I know boys have cooties. But boy... Read more

  Posted on 02 August 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Told You So. When It’s Maternal Overload In Wheeling, Double The Mom...

  

  Just letting you know they’re all talking crap about you…and they’re totes jealz of my new highlights. I called for back-up an hour ago. Read more

  Posted on 30 July 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: Hey, Girl…So You Wanna Be A Dancing Doll? Well, Take A Number. And...

  

  Dat’s rite, haters. Pat yo’ weaves and shake in your boots. Cuz Miss Seloncé is back, mmmkay? You just whip that Brazilian Bundle and let me handle the rest.... Read more

  Posted on 26 July 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms Rewind Part 2: More Life Lessons And Helpful Tips From The Pages Of...

  

  Pssst… Wait.  What?  Are you messing with me? Dance Moms is back?  Really?  OMG.  Shut.  Up. Because that would be totally… It’s no secret I’ve been a little of... Read more

  Posted on 26 June 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms Rewind: A Survival Guide Of Life Lessons Learned At The ALDC. Some Ol...

  

  Cut me some slack, people.  It’s better than nothing. Not gonna lie.  This whole Dance Moms dry spell kinda caught me off guard. Wait.  What?  No new episodes? Read more

  Posted on 14 June 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Rewind: Celebrate 2 Billion Gangnam Style Hits With...

  

  Trust me. Dolla still make me holla. But 2 billion youtube hits?  That’s Redneckulous. That’s right.  Park Jae-sang…PSY to all us hipsters…and his Gangnam... Read more

  Posted on 02 June 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO