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Dance Moms Rewind Part 2: More Life Lessons And Helpful Tips From The Pages Of The ALDC Survival Guide.

By Danthatscool @DanScontras

Pssst…

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Wait.  What?  Are you messing with me?

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Dance Moms is back?  Really?  OMG.  Shut.  Up.

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Because that would be totally…

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It’s no secret I’ve been a little off my game without my show.  More than a little, maybe.

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Hold up.  Got a little too excited.  You’re telling me that there’s still one month to go…?

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Seriously?  Another month?

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I mean, really.  I don’t.

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But I guess this gives us time to reflect on a few more lessons learned at the ALDC.

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Like when Abby taught us how to land a man.

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You know dat’s rite, gurl.

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Werk it.  But also know when to draw the line before that s*** gets nasty.

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Dr. Holly taught us that a sassy new hairdo can kick up any outfit a notch or two.

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The whole makeover process is fairly simple, actually.

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That first one probably deserves repeating.

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And I don’t think we need another discussion about getting a sistah’s hair wet, do we?

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Yup.  I think we’re done here.

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Kelly taught us anger management. But be careful what you say, honey…

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…cuz you never know who’s listening.  (She totally heard you.)

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That’s why sometimes it’s easier to just fake it.  No one will ever know.

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Proper nutrition is also key, no matter when and where you can get it.

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You just need to know where to look.

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It’s also important to stay well hydrated.

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Internally.  And apparently, externally as well.

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And when all else fails…just make it rain up in here, bitches. (Photo via MomCrush.com)

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So I guess now we just need to hold it together for one more month.

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Focus on something.  Keep ourselves busy.  Dance Moms will be back soon.

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I told Lifetime to stop screwing around and now they’re putting our show back on the air.

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Dance Moms Rewind Part 2: More Life Lessons And Helpful Tips From The Pages Of The ALDC Survival Guide.
Dance Moms Rewind Part 2: More Life Lessons And Helpful Tips From The Pages Of The ALDC Survival Guide.
Dance Moms Rewind Part 2: More Life Lessons And Helpful Tips From The Pages Of The ALDC Survival Guide.
Dance Moms Rewind Part 2: More Life Lessons And Helpful Tips From The Pages Of The ALDC Survival Guide.
Dance Moms Rewind Part 2: More Life Lessons And Helpful Tips From The Pages Of The ALDC Survival Guide.

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