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• Dance Moms: It All Ends Here. Except For The Drama & Bad Parenting Skills &...

  Otherwise, yeah…It All Ends Here. At least that’s what my TV Guide said when it listed the title of this week’s Dance Moms, but after sitting through another... Read more

  Posted on 29 September 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Rachel Zoe Project: Movin’ On Up. Featuring Vegas Hangovers, Mansion...

  Did you see where there is a new remake of Charlie’s Angels out on TV right now? Same storyline, kinda sorta, with fancier people and fancier clothes. Read more

  Posted on 28 September 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: Gossip Girls Getting Crazy. Kim Crazy....

  

  No…you’re crazier. No…you’re crazier. Let’s just call it a tie. And yes, that is sissy dog hair on my jacket. Thanks for asking, you crazy NutWad. Read more

  Posted on 27 September 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• DanCool Tube: Music With 1000 Pairs Of Jeans. I’ve Got The Short Guy Tall Man...

  

  Finally. Someone whose pile of dirty laundry is taller than mine. As part of their free worldwide shipping to anywhere guerrilla marketing attack on Denim... Read more

  Posted on 25 September 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• DanCool Tube: Happy Birthday To Jim Henson. Thanks For The Muppets.

  

  This weekend would be Jim Henson’s 75th birthday, and what better way to remember the Man who gave us Kermit than with one of the best Muppet Movie clips ever? Read more

  Posted on 24 September 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: You Too Can Train Any Child To Enjoy Pageants. Let The Pagean...

  Smile on National TV sweetie, or I swear I will cut you. Do you think I’m kidding? Did I mention this is National TV? I need to type quickly. Read more

  Posted on 22 September 2011 HUMOR

• The Rachel Zoe Project: Apparently Starring Kim Kardashian. And Alot Of Diva...

  

  Rachel, you know I’m prettier than you, right? TTFN. LMFAO. XOXO…send. You know I’m actually prettier than both of you beeotches, right? What I learned this wee... Read more

  Posted on 21 September 2011 HUMOR

• The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: Rocky Mountain Highs And Lows. More Than...

  

  My relationship is falling apart. My relationship is falling apart. Thank heavens that you and I have a healthy, normal relationship. Read more

  Posted on 20 September 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Get To The Punta! Swimming With The Giudice...

  

  You know we’re trying to eat here, right Teresa? My retinas are burning. I’ll Punta Princess Punt you right back to Jersey. If the only requirements for... Read more

  Posted on 19 September 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• DanCool Tube: Star Wars Puppy Love. AT AT Day Afternoon. You Have Some Jabba...

  

  Unless you’ve been living under a rock, or living on Hot Pockets while absorbed in some form of non-Jedi related online experience (you non-Rebel Alliance... Read more

  Posted on 18 September 2011 HUMOR

• Dance Moms: Hollywood Smackdown! Cathy Brings It On. Mike Turns It On. Shangela...

  

  Girrrrl, Abby gives me the vapors. Candy Apple, my lovelies? So…have you ever gone to sit on the couch but your hands are so full of Ritz crackers and Cheeze... Read more

  Posted on 16 September 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Only The Facially Gifted Need Apply. Job Requires Your...

  Slap me. Sedate me. Save me. Fresh off last week’s Julia Roberts Hookergate Scandal, Toddlers & Tiaras was back for ... Read more

  Posted on 15 September 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Rachel Zoe Project: Launching The Line. Do I Sound Like I Whine?

  

  OhMyGod. I died a little I’m so fierce. OhMyGod. Psst…over here. And I’m fierce! OhMyGod. But I’m fierce AND insecure! Literally. Oh. My. God. Read more

  Posted on 14 September 2011 HUMOR

• The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: Beaver Creek Or Bust! It’s The Snow Bunny...

  

  Just pray for an avalanche, bitch. I know you did NOT just diss the fur. Polar Bears attack when provoked. I swear if Bravo TV could figure out a way to sneak... Read more

  Posted on 13 September 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Waiter, There’s Some Sweat In The Grease On M...

  

  Who left the fat on this sausage? Joe and Melissa make-ah me so mad sometime. Drizzled with extra grease and oil. Hold on a second while I wipe the sweat and... Read more

  Posted on 12 September 2011 HUMOR

• Dance Moms: How They Go From Ballerinas To Showgirls To The Evil Dance Lair. Hol...

  

  I have a bad feeling about this. Muahahahaha! Come my little Candy Apple Dancer Monkeys. My Master Plan is almost complete! Something ain’t right in Gotham City... Read more

  Posted on 10 September 2011 HUMOR

• Toddlers & Tiaras: She Works Hard For The Money. And The Cheese Dip.

  

  That’s right. Who’s your Pageant Daddy? Two Pixie Stix, make you hollah.  For a sippy cup of Mountain Dew you get ... Read more

  Posted on 08 September 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Rachel Zoe Project Sing Along: Come Mister Girly Man, This Whole Show’s...

  

  Proof that animals eat their young. Pop Quiz Time. Q.  What are the fifteen words you never want to hear in an operating room, an airplane or on a... Read more

  Posted on 07 September 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: How To Take The Uncomfortable And Make It...

  

  If I wish really really hard, maybe this season…and this outfit…will be gone when I open my eyes. Dude…How d... Read more

  Posted on 06 September 2011 CELEB, ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• DanCool Tube: The New Kia Hamster Shuffle. Because Hamsters Are Cool.

  

  Alot of you may have already been jamming to this commercial since it was released last week. It’s taking over the world. But it’s still worth checking out... Read more

  Posted on 04 September 2011 HUMOR