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• Mob Wives: Don’t Pop A Cap, It’s Only Threats And Thongs. Make A Snitch Pile...

  

  Do you seriously not see me curling her hair? Go sit down and wait your turn, you crazy bitch.    She comes at me and I’ll motorboat her with these things so... Read more

  Posted on 21 January 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: It’s A Glitzy Pirate’s Life For Me When The Bailey Pageant...

  

  I’m really pretty. And I’m a little crazy. But basically, I’m really just pretty crazy. Ahoy, matey! It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye,... Read more

  Posted on 19 January 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: It Was The Human Cork Screw Vs. The National Champion. Get Your Frea...

  

  He’s on your side. And He’s on your thighs. Halleloo! Forget the roofy in her drink. We should dye those roots all one color. That’ll mess with her... Read more

  Posted on 16 January 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives: Bad Boys, Bad Boys…Whatcha Gonna Do With These Crazy Women? Botox...

  

  Snookie, JWoww and Deena from the Future return to present day Staten Island to smush some Juicers and shop Forever 21. WTF? “You’d look great with bangs” they... Read more

  Posted on 13 January 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: You’d Better Sing Along With Brad Paisley And...

  

  It’s the theme song for a new generation. It’s Brad Paisley.  It’s Honey Boo Boo. Together, in a musical moment that will most likely change your life forever. Read more

  Posted on 12 January 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Hold Your Breath And Go Under The Sea With California Tropic...

  

  Lady Crazy Hat says you need to practice your routine or you both go back in the glass display case. Seriously. Stop. You’re gonna make me pee my pants. That ki... Read more

  Posted on 11 January 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: It Was Out With The Old And In With The New During Abby’s Ultimate...

  

  Lawd, give me the strength to not pop off on that woman while the cameras are still rolling. I think that last batch of turkey jerky gave me a rash. Mama’s itch... Read more

  Posted on 09 January 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives: You Wanna Go To War…And Brunch…With Me? When Renee And Carla Go At It...

  

  You mean even the burglars didn’t want to steal this chotsky (bleep) before they ran out the back door? Go figure. Dude. Not in front of your mother. That’s jus... Read more

  Posted on 07 January 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: International Fresh Faces Salutes The Kentucky Derby. Put Dow...

  

  Time Out’s suck. One more of these and I’ll show them what a Hot Mess really looks like. Because I’m a Fierce Miss Thang and I’m All That and We Run The World,... Read more

  Posted on 04 January 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: It Was The Beginning Of The End. Time For Rocky Mountain Highs…And...

  

  So you girls need to figure out what you want to do with your life, and what the f*** Mommy’s gonna do with her hair today. Seriously. And they talk about... Read more

  Posted on 02 January 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Step Right Up And See The Coach Nikki Sideshow! The Southern...

  

  Nana nana bo bana. Banana fana fo fana. Fe fi fo fanna… Nana’s broke. She ain’t seen the White Trash Mafia until she’s seen it from the inside of a Dodge Ram... Read more

  Posted on 28 December 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Happy Holidays Everyone! Here’s To Another Year Of Redneckognizable Toddlers, Mo...

  

  Thanks For An Amazing 2012! Open Your Presents, Eat Until You Black Out And Then Clear Your DVRs. 2013 Is Gonna Be A Hot Mess. Read more

  Posted on 25 December 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: The Iconic Carolina Queens Pageant Brings Out The Best And Th...

  

  Umm. Duh. I know them other girls be jealous of my crayon song. Haters gonna hate, mmmkay? And by “she’s a little rude,” I mean they don’t even want her in Hell... Read more

  Posted on 21 December 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: Vajiggle Bells, Jaggle Bells. Jiggle All The Way!...

  

  I miss Honey Boo Boo Child. That’s right.  I said it.  I own it. I miss everyone’s favorite Redneck Pageant Princess. Especially during the Holidays, when we... Read more

  Posted on 18 December 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Frosted Tips And Whitestrips. It’s Beginning To Look A Lot...

  

  You think a $4,000 dress can’t be real? You should see my honeymoon photos. Oh. Hell. No. White people are crazy. With a toy for each gay and boy…we are... Read more

  Posted on 15 December 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition: It Was Time To Get Your Swagger On And Dance...

  

  Is it just me, or does anyone else smell sweat and hair gel? I’m kinda digging it. Can I get a Whoop Whoop if you wanna see some sass tonight? Holla. The PCD... Read more

  Posted on 13 December 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Girl, You Better Hold On To Your Weaves,...

  

  The Housewivus Atlantaris species often orally signals their mate that it is time to get busy. Often the male of the species nervously contemplates abandoning... Read more

  Posted on 11 December 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Girl, Pleez. I Know You Did Not Just Butt Dial...

  

  I know my coochie crack can pick up cable transmissions, but I don’t recall any donkey dialing. Seriously. Listen. It sounds like she’s holding one of those... Read more

  Posted on 26 November 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition: It Just Got Real In Fairy Tale Land. Sassy...

  

  OMG. That tiara. I am like so totally jealz. A Princess? As if. Good luck finding a Pumpkin Coach big enough for that one. This is how all the Divas do Recyclin... Read more

  Posted on 22 November 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Girl, It Don’t Take A Donkologist To Get My Titl...

  

  Forget Kordell. You sure it wasn’t Miss Porsha who took a few NFL blows to the head? Cray Cray. I just came outside cuz you’re being a disrespectful bitch and... Read more

  Posted on 19 November 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO