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• Dance Moms: It Ain’t Always Easy In The Big Easy. Nationals Means It’s Time For...

  

  Gimme strength, cuz Imma ’bout ready to take my shoes off and back that damn chick’s s*** up with one hand. F’real. Yo. Just got a text that it’s going down har... Read more

  Posted on 11 September 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition: It’s Round Two And Time To Make It Count. Hai...

  

  It’s true. The Higher the Hair, the Closer To God. But the Bigger the Bow? Let’s just say God help them bitches. I don’t think y’all need to be worrying about... Read more

  Posted on 07 September 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Redneckognize It, Y’all. The ALDC Is A Little Bit Country And A...

  

  Really? Last week it was the stripes, and now this chick with the big earrings just happens to show up wearing Bob Mackie blue? I totally called it last night. Read more

  Posted on 04 September 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: It’s True. What Happens In Pittsburgh Never Seems To Stay In...

  

  Why? Because it says freakin’ Abby Lee freakin’ Dance Company in IMAX 3D on my boobs. Maybe that’s why. Soon, my precious. Soon this will all be ours and then... Read more

  Posted on 28 August 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: It’s Time To Jiggle Those Redneck Rolls And Vacuum Tha...

  

  It’s true. My Costco Milkshakes do bring all the boys to the yard. All of them except for that one guy who used to thin out my shrubs. That’s just nasty.... Read more

  Posted on 25 August 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Now You See Her. Now You Don’t. Where Is Abby This Week? And Who’s...

  

  Oh hey, Girlfriend. Come on in. Just giving myself a keratin treatment and eating that big a** plate of Dunkin’ Donuts back there. I’m touchin’ yo face.... Read more

  Posted on 21 August 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: It’s The Countdown To Commitment. Big Girls Need...

  

  Dat’s rite, haters. Big Girls wear lace-ups, sleep face up take all your space up. Word to yo Mama. Eatin’ salads and veggies? Mr. Boo Boo Belly sez Ain’t... Read more

  Posted on 19 August 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dan Cool Hot SPF Mess: That’s Right. Tan Mom Is Back With Another Music Video....

  

  Seriously. How does this keep happening? What did we ever do to you, New Jersey? The Garden State, home to the highest number of toxic waste dumps of any state... Read more

  Posted on 17 August 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: It’s Fill-Ins, Hoodlums And A Hot Mess Or Two. Who Are All These...

  

  Excuse me? I know you don’t want me to start swinging this stylishly on-trend ponytail all around. I know I didn’t just spend three hours flat ironing my hair t... Read more

  Posted on 14 August 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Is Bart Bettah? The Joe Vs. Joe Battle Gets A...

  

  Ok.  This just gave me life. It was the fight heard ’round the Boardwalk. When Joe Giudice and Joe Gorga went completely bats*** crazy on each other’s meat head... Read more

  Posted on 12 August 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: Will The Runaway Bride Please Report To The Party...

  

  Lawd. Dippin’ and Doorknobbin’ can really take it out of you. I’m almost too pooped to toot… Almost. Pthhhpptt. I should probably carbo load before the Big... Read more

  Posted on 11 August 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: It’s Time To Shut Your Mouth, Stuff Your Dog And Get Ready For The...

  

  And this, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how West Coast Mamas bring all the boys to the yard. Let’s Go! Oh. Hell. No. Nobody puts Baby in the corner. A big FedEx... Read more

  Posted on 07 August 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: Grab A Doorknob & Plan A Redneck Wedding. Chubby...

  

  OMG. Why didn’t we think of this before? The Honky Booty workout video with bonus Toot Scoot dance moves DVD! Do you mind if we discuss this later? I’ve got... Read more

  Posted on 04 August 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Girrrl, Pleez…It’s Time Take Off Your Spanx And Have A Seat,...

  

  Imma ’bout to pop these acrylics and show you all how Mama likes to dance. Oh Hell No. Why is Anthony yelling at me? And why is he wearing a dress? Umm. Hello?... Read more

  Posted on 31 July 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: Get All Romantical In The Pigzilla Zone, Cuz There’s...

  

  I don’t need boys…or eating utensils…like all them other girls. Just gimme beef and a damn surge protector. Hell yeah, they get it from their Mama, cuz Baby... Read more

  Posted on 28 July 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Fix Your Feet And Your Face And Try Not To Put Your Pants On...

  

  I’ll have you know that in a number of countries jiggly Arm Fat is considered a delicacy. So suck it. This is your pilot Abby speaking. In the event of a... Read more

  Posted on 24 July 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: You’d Better Redneckognize That Smell. Pull My Finger...

  

  Oh, hey Girlfriend. Yeah. We’re all like totally eating at the RoadSide Cafe and then coming home for some Paula Deen hot butter facials. Read more

  Posted on 20 July 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: The West Coast Abby Returns! When It’s Tap Vs. Hip Hop, You Better...

  

  Everyone in LA has bangs. Richy said that if he was into it and his standards were a little lower, he’d be all over this. Lawd. This s*** and that Priscilla... Read more

  Posted on 17 July 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Girl, Pleez. You Can Go All Around The World And Still Not...

  

  Come at me, Bro. I dare you to push me off this stool again. Hide yo’ kids and hide yo’ crowns…The Living Doll is back in business! Seriously. Let’s just call i... Read more

  Posted on 12 July 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: When It’s Nothing But Prehistoric Pixie Stix And Bedrock...

  

  Mama’s just about to show Mr. Tony some Stone Age Realness and drag that fine piece of meat back to my cave. Dang. What’s it gonna be, people? A crown on the... Read more

  Posted on 05 July 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO