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• Houston Astros Baserunner Dives Head First Into A Guy’s Ass

  

  Poor Jonathan Villar. It’s bad enough he has to play for the Houston Astros who are dreadfully bad (but getting better,) now he will be forever memorialized by... Read more

  Posted on 18 September 2013 SPORTS

• Sumo Wrestler Goes WWE During Sumo Match.

  

  Do you sumo, bro?  I see US Sumo Open in the top right corner.  This leads me to believe that there was about 100% chance this was going to happen. Read more

  Posted on 17 September 2013 CURRENT, SPORTS

• Boston Bruins Vs. Washington Capitals At First Mariner Arena Tonight. Who’s...

  

  Yeah I know it’s just preseason, but hockey in Baltimore?  Sign me up.  And honestly, I’m late to the game because I just picked up tickets yesterday.  Is it... Read more

  Posted on 17 September 2013 CURRENT, SPORTS

• Quick Thoughts On The Tragedy In DC Today

  

  I hate this stuff, but feel compelled to talk about it here as this is why I started this in the first place.  The problem is that in just over a year of this... Read more

  Posted on 17 September 2013 CURRENT

• Jacksonville Jaguars Fans To Hold A “Sign Tim Tebow” Rally Today At 3:16pm

  

  See the website here“RALLY RALLY RALLY! MONDAY SEP 16TH BEGINNING AT 3:16 PM AT EVERBANK FIELD STADIUM PARKING LOT. RALLY WILL GO FOR 3 HOURS AND 16 MINUTES.... Read more

  Posted on 16 September 2013 CELEB, CURRENT, ENTERTAINMENT, SPORTS

• Red Sox Sweep Yankees and Mariano Rivera Leaves A Message In The Bullpen At...

  

  Last night also marked the last time in the regular season (and ever barring a postseason birth by the Yankees) that Mariano Rivera would be in a Yankees unifor... Read more

  Posted on 16 September 2013 BASEBALL, CELEB, SPORTS

• Buffalo Bills Win On Last Minute EJ Manuel To Stevie Johnson Touchdown Pass

  

  Missed the game because I was playing soccer, but I’m telling you, I’m all in with EJ Manuel. I’ve liked this guy from the minute they drafted him and it looks... Read more

  Posted on 16 September 2013 CELEB, CURRENT, ENTERTAINMENT, SPORTS

• Martin St. Louis Does Legs. Do You Do Legs, Bro?

  

  Via Deadspin: Jesus Christ bro, that’s legit.  Look, people like to shit on hockey players for not always being in shape, but when you’re a Stanley Cup... Read more

  Posted on 14 September 2013 CURRENT, SPORTS

• ‘Merica. Defenders Day Celebration In Baltimore, MD Just Blew My Mind.

  

  How do you say awesome in Youtube, because that just happened. No big deal really. 6:30 on a Friday evening and a group of people come marching down your... Read more

  Posted on 14 September 2013 CELEB, CURRENT, ENTERTAINMENT, SPORTS

• Lady Gaga Looking Like Hot Fire Makes Friday Even Better

  

  Via Citizens of Fashion: This is probably about as normal as this chick is going to get and I’m 100% sold.  Gaga coming in hot on Friday morning. Read more

  Posted on 13 September 2013 CELEB, CURRENT, ENTERTAINMENT, SPORTS

• Friday Throwback Jam – Notorious BIG – Hypnotize

  

  Best rapper of all time in my opinion.  No questions asked whatsoever.  You don’t have to agree, but if you do you’re wrong.  Let’s get it in!Wish this guys... Read more

  Posted on 13 September 2013 CELEB, CURRENT, ENTERTAINMENT, SPORTS

• Mark Sanchez Says He Won The Jets Starting QB Battle. Mark Sanchez, YOU MAD!

  

  Sanchez said he is eager to be there for Geno, but added he’s disappointed in getting hurt because “I won the competition. There’s no doubt” — Rich Eisen... Read more

  Posted on 13 September 2013 CELEB, CURRENT, ENTERTAINMENT, SPORTS

• Jose Fernandez Hits First Career MLB Home Run. Celebrates In Style.

  

  Now this is how you celebrate your first ever Major League home run. Especially after the opposing team has been jawing with you all game. Read more

  Posted on 12 September 2013 SPORTS

• Sammy Sosa Looking Like A Wax Figure Of Sammy Sosa

  

  I know this came out yesterday, but I’m trying to catch up.  Sammy Sosa looking fresh to death! I mean, I feel bad for the chick next to him. Way to dress up,... Read more

  Posted on 11 September 2013 CELEB, SPORTS

• Peter King And JR Smith Owned The 9/11 Tribute Today

  

  9/11 does seem very recent, but RG3 was a month into sixth grade when the attacks happened. — Peter King (@SI_PeterKing) September 11, 2013Solid brah, just... Read more

  Posted on 11 September 2013 CELEB, CURRENT, ENTERTAINMENT, SPORTS

• Maryland Chick Drives Her Car Into A Tree, Then A Lake Because She Got A Text...

  

  Chicks are crazy…and absolutely terrible drivers.  Those two truths cannot be debated whatsoever.Via NBC Washington: “The 25-year-old driver of the Hyundai was... Read more

  Posted on 11 September 2013 CURRENT

• Nadal And Djokovic Go HAM In A 54 Shot Rally In The US Open Final

  

  Djokovic wins the point, puts his hands in the air and wins the set. Then Nadal pretty much just runs him off the court. Djokovic didn’t even play bad. Read more

  Posted on 10 September 2013 SPORTS

• Lebron James, Jerry Jones And Hulk Hogan Take A Picture Togeteher....

  

  Quite possibly the douchiest picture in the history of the world.  Just douche on top of douche.  Even though I really like Hulk Hogan, the fact that he is... Read more

  Posted on 09 September 2013 CELEB, CURRENT, ENTERTAINMENT, SPORTS

• Buffalo Bills Lose To New England Patriots 23-21: Initial Reactions

  

  I didn’t sleep bad at all last night.   If you had read my post yesterday you already know that this season is one I expect there to be ups and downs.... Read more

  Posted on 09 September 2013 FOOTBALL, SPORTS

• Do You Even Blink, Bro?

  

  Fox on NFL, Erin Andrews on the post game show, creepy dude to the left of her.  Do you bro, just make sure you don’t blink.  Oh wait, I think you’ve got that... Read more

  Posted on 09 September 2013 CELEB, CURRENT, ENTERTAINMENT, SPORTS