Christopher De Voss

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• Over the Line Podcast #15 with Guest Christopher De Voss

  

  On Today’s Show:Special Guest:Christopher De Voss from Long Awkward Pause.source: LongAwkwardPause.comChris does his best to try to keep up, especially since... Read more

  Posted on 05 August 2015 HUMOR

• Hair of the Dog That You Bit

  

  I’ve been fortunate enough to have some great food experiences around the country and around the world. I’ve had crepes from a cart across from Notre Dame in... Read more

  Posted on 04 August 2015 HUMOR

• Five Other Hunts By Dr. Walter Palmer

  

  Well, we all know by now that Minneapolis dentist Walter Palmer is disliked for more than just his root canals. The revelation that he hunted and killed a... Read more

  Posted on 03 August 2015 HUMOR

• Let’s Face It, Scientists: Some Genes Are Meant to Be Folded

  

  It was 15 years ago this week that the bucardo mountain goat became extinct after a tree fell on the last of its species in northern Spain, prompting... Read more

  Posted on 30 July 2015 HUMOR

• Heavenly Bodies

  

  Long Awkward Pause readers are hip, informed and intelligent people. Because this is true, you like to Science, and I’ve been assigned an article to expand... Read more

  Posted on 27 July 2015 HUMOR

• The Bible Of Secret Fast Food Menus

  

  In the begining…Harry Synder created In-N-Out Burger, and he said “Let there be burgers and fries and shakes and let it be good.”And the public said it was good. Read more

  Posted on 23 July 2015 HUMOR

• Top Staff Picks for Fiverr.com

  

  If you are unfamiliar with Fiverr.com, it’s a website that allows people to offer their services for…well…5 bucks.You might find services like:People who will... Read more

  Posted on 20 July 2015 HUMOR

• I Was Denied An Interview With Mac Sabbath

  

  I was in a dimly lit and small night club located off the main downtown drag…like seven blocks off to be exact. I’m pretty sure it was a Steak N’ Shake before... Read more

  Posted on 15 July 2015 HUMOR

• R.I.P. Bubble Wrap 1957- 2015

  

  Dearly Beloved,We are gathered here today…to mourn the loss of one of the truly greats of these modern times…an innovator that ranges from low tech fun... Read more

  Posted on 13 July 2015 HUMOR

• Crazy Wtf Next Level Second Careers of Famous People – Part One

  

  It takes some people all their lives to do that one great thing they were always destined to achieve. For others, they wake up on day one being great thanks to... Read more

  Posted on 09 July 2015 HUMOR

• If You Make A Guy Pinterest Famous

  

  …It might explain why the cashier at CVS is giving you weird looks…source: youtubeAt first you were thinking it was the huge armpit stains on your shirt, but... Read more

  Posted on 06 July 2015 HUMOR

• L.A.P. Goes To Walker Stalker Orlando

  

  Orlando was invaded.Invaded by zombies.(Wake up the elderly snow birds! They will be the first to be eaten!)The Walker Stalker Convention made it’s way into... Read more

  Posted on 02 July 2015 HUMOR

• LAP TV Presents: The Nedinator

  First Came The Trailer That Got Everyone Talking:And Then A Second Trailer Was Released…And The Internet Almost Shut Down With Excitement: Then Finally…After... Read more

  Posted on 01 July 2015 HUMOR

• Worst Design Ever: Gyrospheres In Jurassic World

  

  This article should not give anything away spoiler wise if you have not seen Jurassic World.Probably.The Gyrospheres in Jurassic World seem like a really cool... Read more

  Posted on 25 June 2015 HUMOR

• Father’s Day – A How-To Guide

  

  Tomorrow is Father’s Day.  Like other important holidays such as Arbor Day or National G-String Day, LAP wants to provide our expert advice to you, gentle... Read more

  Posted on 20 June 2015 HUMOR

• 15 Regrettable Circumstances That Might Be More Depressing Than Game of Thrones

  If you haven’t watched the season finale of Game of Thrones yet – or, more likely, haven’t been spoiled by the Facebook friend who only pauses his political... Read more

  Posted on 17 June 2015 HUMOR

• Attention Dog Lovers Who Hate Dead Dogs On Film

  

  Jack actually found this web site, but I stole the story from him. It’s the Internet Movie Database for whether or not a dog is killed in a movie, and it’s... Read more

  Posted on 16 June 2015 HUMOR

• Let’s Do Fireball Shots! Bad Idea.

  

  Fireball.Its name brings a smile to the faces bar owners who see their profits rising when they hear one of their unsuspecting patrons say “let’s do some... Read more

  Posted on 11 June 2015 HUMOR

• LAP TV: Featuring Gunmetal Geisha And Ned Hickson

  You never know where a correspondent of LAP is going to show up!Such is the case with Gunmetal Geisha and Ned Hickson.They both can be found directing this... Read more

  Posted on 10 June 2015 HUMOR

• All The Late Night Talk Show Hosts Are Leaving Earth

  The faces of late night TV are changing, and they all seem to be changing at the same time.Let’s investigate that.First to go was Jay Leno of The Tonight Show.... Read more

  Posted on 08 June 2015 HUMOR