If you are unfamiliar with Fiverr.com, it’s a website that allows people to offer their services for…well…5 bucks.
You might find services like:
People who will help you promote your web page.
People who will design logos.
People who will do video production.
People who will help you design a meal.
Or even people who will draw a cartoon of you.
We sent the staff of Long Awkward Pause onto the fiverr.com site and here are some of the services they found….
Do You Need A Little More Boogie In Your Life?
This guy is from Germany. For a mere $5 he will dance to any song you request AND make a personalized sign AND use props like skateboards, and what possibly looked like firewood (in the video).
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Is Your Neighbor An Obnoxious Dick?
For just $5 this guy will prank call anyone…your boss, your neighbor, your neighbor’s boss…
He boasts a wide variety of accents and voices and will tackle any legal subjects. Plus you get an audio recording of the call. Bonus!
The best thing: A 7 victim call guarantee! If he can not reach your target in 7 tries, you will receive a credit for another prank call!
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The reviews on this guy promise an Outstanding Experience:
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These Seem To Cancel Each Other Out:
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We can not recommend any curse givers on the site because there are just as many curse removers.
Starchy Bunker
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The fact that this guy is willing to swallow a potato for $5 is absolutely and completely ridiculous and not only that…a complete waste of money. Yet we are collecting spare change as we speak to see this guy do it.
The Java Is Strong With This One
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We are not so sure this one is worth the money. But hey, we are not telling you how to spend your beans. You maybe a rich, full-bodied individual that is steamy and bitter…or maybe you might be a little half-caff creamy person, who exudes aromatic goodness with every sip of your aged and brewed soul.
In any event, we think we just saved you $5.
I Trust All My Secrets With The King Of The Rubber Ducks
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Not only is this totally creepy and scary, the account holder is a pelican…named Fishy.
At least it speaks English.
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