Christopher De Voss

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• The Saturday Six: Inappropriate Kid’s Notes

  

  Oh kids…They are the light of your life, the pain in your neck, the meaning of your existence, and the drain on your pocket book. Read more

  Posted on 05 July 2014 HUMOR

• This Week I Learned

  

  Troy aka Ad-libbed was supposed to post today but went into the hospital for emergency kidney surgery. He is doing well, but will have to stay in the hospital... Read more

  Posted on 03 July 2014 HUMOR

• Today’s Fireworks: Almost as Exciting as Burning Your Old Socks

  

  Except for those living in Missouri, where the only fireworks restriction is a requirement that all skyrockets exceeding the length of a standard boat trailer b... Read more

  Posted on 02 July 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Sexy Mugshot Guy

  

  What does it take to get your 15 minutes of fame on the internet?Apparently some baby blue eyes and five counts of weapon possession and one count of gang... Read more

  Posted on 28 June 2014 HUMOR

• The World Cup: Origins

  

  So, what is that thing that happens on TV every four years that no-one cares about when it isn’t on? No! Not the Olympics! Yes! The World Cup! Read more

  Posted on 26 June 2014 HUMOR

• 22 Books That Should Be On Everyone’s Summer Reading List

  

  Summer has officially arrived and so marks the beginning of a season filled with travel, lying around poolside, and day drinking. Lots of day drinking.Summer... Read more

  Posted on 26 June 2014 HUMOR

• If Straight Guys Named the Colors in the J. Crew Catalog

  

  When it comes to the creative naming of colors, gay men and the J. Crew catalog have got it on lock. Have you ever read a J. Crew catalog? Their sweater shades... Read more

  Posted on 24 June 2014 HUMOR

• An Open Letter to Anyone Wearing Foot Jewelry

  

  Dear anklet (ankle bracelet) and toe ring wearers,On behalf of the world, I want to inform you that we’re all a little perplexed as to why you’d use... Read more

  Posted on 23 June 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Popular Brand Slogans Revised

  

  ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________Before the advent of Marketing,... Read more

  Posted on 21 June 2014 HUMOR

• Long Awkward Pause Pop Quiz Winner Announced!

  

  ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________Boy, placing an exclamation point after a... Read more

  Posted on 19 June 2014 HUMOR

• Wrong Hands Comic: Scribble

  

  ——————————————————————————————————————————————————- —–MORE PLACES TO FIND LONG AWKWARD PAUSE:Facebook: Long Awkward PauseTwitter: @LongAwkPausePodcast: iTunes o... Read more

  Posted on 18 June 2014 HUMOR

• Goodbye Game of Thrones Season 4

  

  Game of Thrones ends another season, and what a season it was! Below is a little tune written to Elton John’s Candle In The Wind to help celebrate last night’s... Read more

  Posted on 16 June 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Animal Photo Bombs

  

  _________________________________________________________________________________________________The world is divided up into two categories: Animal Lovers and... Read more

  Posted on 14 June 2014 HUMOR

• Helpful Tips for Southerners Dealing with Fornicating Locust

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ It’s June... Read more

  Posted on 12 June 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Help Us Celebrate Our One Year Anniversary with a Chance to Win Cash and Prizes!

  

  Today is a very special day here at Long Awkward Pause because it marks our first year anniversary!*Throws confetti**Spits out confetti*After all the hard work... Read more

  Posted on 12 June 2014 HUMOR

• The Overly Attached Girlfriend Meme Turns Two Years Old!

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: Overly Attached Girlfriend is a meme featuring a screen capture from a webcam. The picture is of a girl and various... Read more

  Posted on 12 June 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Southerners: Here Are Some Helpful Tips for Dealing with Fornicating Locust

  

  It’s June 2014, and that means a new generation of newlyweds in The South will be racing past family and friends while being showered with frantically mating... Read more

  Posted on 11 June 2014 HUMOR

• The Overly Attached Girlfriend Meme Turns Two Years Old!

  

  Overly Attached Girlfriend is a meme featuring a screen capture from a webcam. The picture is of a girl and various captions portraying her in the stereotype... Read more

  Posted on 09 June 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Bad Children’s Books

  

  _________________________________________________________________________________________________The bed time story…A tradition that is fading fast. Read more

  Posted on 07 June 2014 HUMOR

• Daytime TV: Stealing Your IQ Points One Channel At A Time

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: __________________________________________________________________________________________________________... Read more

  Posted on 05 June 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR