Humor Magazine

Think Twice Before Arguing with Cpl. Duff

By Davidduff

A few months back some of you dared to criticize my thoughts on modern warfare - I know, I know, I was shocked!  I pointed out that the monster US aircraft carrier currently visiting Portsmouth might turn out to be the biggest waste of money in the history of warfare.  Similarly, our two new mini-carriers currently being built at vast expense were likely to prove as useful in modern warfare as a replica of HMS Victory.  To a chorus of hoots of derision I suggested that they were likely to be attacked by swarms of mini-drones containing every sort of 'nasty' you could think of and as they would cost approximately 0.00001% of an aircraft carrier the cost effectiveness battle was already won.  Today I read this:


The PD-100 Black Hornet, manufactured by Prox Dynamics, is an air vehicle about the size of a man's finger. The UAV weighs 18 grams and now contains day and night-vision cameras that send still images or video back to an operator via a data-link. Designed for reconnaissance, the vehicle is incapable of attack or defense. But its size and ability to fly autonomously or semi-autonomously make it a clear precursor to the next generation of swarm robots. Welcome to the future of warfare.

At least 'over there' they are beginning to assess the huge significance of miniature warfare:

According to a recent report by the Center for New American

Security titled "The Coming Swarm: The Quality of Quantity," the

military is going miniature. Here's why:

That's problematic, according to the report, because the proliferation

among adversaries of smart munitions and increasingly accurate

weapons makes the decreasing numbers of ships and aircraft more

vulnerable than ever. Our very expensive war machines will soon

become very big strategic liabilities.



Can you see any of our admirals attempting to grapple with the implications of this new warfare?  Not a chance!  There's only one answer - call for Cpl. Duff!

You Might Also Like :

Back to Featured Articles on Logo Paperblog

These articles might interest you :

  • Black and Gold Hues Wedding Inspiration with a Modern Flair

    Black Gold Hues Wedding Inspiration with Modern Flair

    Today, we’re sharing with you a wedding inspirational shoot that took place in Santorini, an ideal summer destination. An impressive table with black and gold... Read more

    12 hours, 12 minutes ago by   Eleni Balkouli
  • A Fun Class


    Last night was the tenth and last meeting of my Wordplay class -- and what fun it's been! The students have written to prompts of taste, touch, smell, sound, an... Read more

    12 hours, 16 minutes ago by   Vickilane
  • Concert Review: The Next Giant Steps

    Concert Review: Next Giant Steps

    Lawrence Brownlee in a fierce Liederabend at Zankel Hall. by Paul J. Pelkonen Tenor Lawrence Brownlee explored 19th century and contemporary song at Zankel... Read more

    14 hours, 25 minutes ago by   Superconductor
  • Roly Poly Rhubarb Pudding

    Roly Poly Rhubarb Pudding

    When I was a child I could hardly wait for Rhubarb Season to roll around. My mom would make us our favourite rhubarb pies. They were so tasty, served warm with... Read more

    15 hours, 16 minutes ago by   Mariealicerayner
  • Why Dental Care Practices Need to Manage Their Online Reputation

    Dental Care Practices Need Manage Their Online Reputation

    In times when online reviews are playing a decisive role in customers’ decision making, healthcare providers cannot just sit back with folded hands, and let... Read more

    17 hours, 16 minutes ago by   Ajay Prasad
  • 12-year-old Stole His Parents’ Money and Ran Away on Holiday

    12-year-old Stole Parents’ Money Away Holiday

    A 12-year-old boy from Sydney, Australia stole the parent‘s credit card, tricked his grandmother to give him the passport, and went on a holiday in Bali after... Read more

    The 24 April 2018 by   Poundtravel
  • Sedo Weekly Sales Led by

    Sedo reported their weekly sales and led the way at $55,000. sold for $5,500, I have not seen a .tel sale in awhile. 40 .com sales 24 cctld... Read more

    The 24 April 2018 by   Worldwide