And, Lo, I say unto you - watch it or else! I was tickled by this story from The Mail which reports on a gang of thieves who had just robbed a church and were trying to make a high speed get away chased by the cops. Suddenly, a bolt of lightning whistled down from the heavens, hit their car and - KA-BOOM! - their car blew up and suddenly all the robbers were, in Pythonese, 'ex-robbers'. Too, too, delicious!
God, Arkansas is boring! Well, I know its history is a tad, er, lively but these days it really is the boring-snoring State of the Union! Now, before my e-pal, JK, launches a drone strike - well, it would have to be a 'drone' because that's part of being 'Arkie' - let me say that I like boring, it is much to be preferred to exciting which I do not care for. However, it's jolly unfair of Arkansas not to go into panic mode at a scary story issued by "the Trust for America's Health and the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation" which states very clearly that, in the paraphrased words of the immortal Pte. Frazer, Arkies are all doomed! It's all to do with climate change and the disgraceful fact that the likes of JK and his fellow Arkies have wilfully ignored all the warning signs. Mind you, Sierra Rayne at The American Thinker does point out:
Here is what Arkansas should put on their climate change and disease radar: since records began in 1895, there has been no significant trend [my emphasis] in the state's average temperature, maximum temperature, minimum temperature, precipitation, cooling degree days, heating degree days, Palmer Drought Severity Index (PDSI), Palmer Hydrological Drought Index (PHDI), Palmer Modified Drought Index (PMDI), or the ominously named "Palmer Z-Index." This constitutes all climate indicators in the NOAA National Climatic Center Database.
See what I mean about being boring?!
More rumbles later . . .
