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The One-eyed, Cross-eyed, Black-eyed, Democrat Establishment

By Davidduff

So, a white, or to be exact - and in these cases in America it is vital to be absolutely exact - a White/Hispanic security guard challenges a Black hoodie walking through the private development he is paid to guard, when the hoodie leaps on him, pins him to the ground and starts to bash his head against the kerbstone, at which point, the guard shoots his assailant dead.

Then - cue the sort of scenario that hitherto you might have only expected to read about in one of Tom Wolfe's superb novels.  Virtually the entire American media goes hysterical and the Democrat party (not to be outdone!) does a sort of mass, choreographed Violet Elizabeth Bott.  (For my American readers, VEB is a character from Just William, one of the most famous children's book 'over here', and this sentence from its Wiki link says it all: "Other recurring characters include Violet Elizabeth Bott, lisping spoiled daughter of the local noveau riche millionaire (whose companionship William reluctantly endures, to prevent her carrying out her threat "I'll thcream and thcream 'till I'm thick")"  Yes, I think that fairly describes the MSM, Democrat and Left-wing chorus that arose after the Trayvon Martin killing.

In addition, of course, the Jackson & Sharpton Show (or perhaps that should be the other way round, I dunno, but they both insist on top billing) immediately set their wagons rolling to the site to help whip up some more financial contributions emotions.  But, alas for them, there were bigger 'stars' in the offing determined for their moment in the spotlight of national TV coverage and so up rolled Attorney-General Eric Holder to hold hands with the dead man's mother  whilst threatening dire Federal retribution on the head of the spic who had the effrontery to shoot dead a black!  But even Holder's glamour wasn't enough because very soon after the event 'The One' opined that 'he could have been Trayvon Martin at that age', a comment of such dribbling inanity that I am not surprised that this ex-college professor refuses to release his college records.  They probably make my school reports look reasonable!

Yesterday, we had a report via Breitbart concerning a mob (20+) of young blacks in a mall who attacked a white man about to enter a grocery shop.  Two shop assistants who went to his aid were also set upon.  So I feel very, very sorry for my American friends who will now have to put up with weeks of non-stop SHLOCK-HORROR stories concerning the gross, malignant racism in America.  Even as I write this, I expect the 'Occupy Democrats' outfit is gearing up for mass demos across the nation, Eric Holder is ordering his executive jet to be readied and, perhaps, 'The One' has actually paused before his approach shot to the 15th hole whilst one of his minons tries to think of something memorable for him to say to the nation.

On the other hand, perhaps not!

  


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