Today is December 11th which means only one thing. We have 10 days until the end of the world, as we know it. 10 days until the sky will fall down (probably), Beliebers will quit Twitter (hopefully) and ITV will show a film without going into a break after just 5 minutes (doubtful). Just 8 short months before the complete end. Kaput. Done. Nada. Nothing.
At least according to the Mayans anyway, a civilisation who let’s face it, did make a few dodgy decisions in their time. Most notably adopting cannibalism as a normal past time and pissing off the Aztecs but hey, we all make mistakes and if they say the world’s going to end then who are we to judge them on a few minor (cannibal induced) hiccups. Which is why we’re hedging out bets just in case, if the apocalypse does decide to arrive we can imagine the ‘Just In Case’ Survival Kit by Mensunocerouno is a good starting block for getting about town in one piece.
The beautifully minimalist kit comes complete with matches, chocolate, water, a knife, notebook and that all-important final beer. If shit does get real on December 21st you can at least rest assured that you’ll be going out in blaze of stylish glory.
