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Should Senator Dianne Feinstein Be Waterboarded?

By Davidduff

Well of course not, it would ruin her very expensive hair-do, or is it, dare I suggest, a wig?  Well, I think it must be because the thrice-married, old bat is now 81 years old.

Should Senator Dianne Feinstein be waterboarded?   Anyway, this ghastly creature who is tainted by the number of government contracts awarded to her husband's companies is the leading 'witchfinder-general' in pursuit of the CIA and its actions, post-9/11, in hunting down, capturing and severely interrogating suspected Islamist terrorists.  She has insisted on publishing her so-called report into what she obviously thinks is near-criminal activity by the CIA, in particular, their "Enhanced Interrogation Techniques" including water-boarding.   One man may stand, I think, as an exemplar of the shockingly deleterious effects that such techniques can have on the human body.  I give you Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, perhaps the best known terrorist after bin Laden:   Khalid Sheikh Mohammed   No, no, that picture wasn't taken before he was, er, 'tortured' by those nasty men from the CIA, that was taken afterwards!  God, he looks rough, er, he does, doesn't he?  Well, no, actually, he looks like a well-fed, smug son of a bitch who, in a just world, the CIA would have 'accidentally' tossed out of a helicopter at the first opportunity.   And just to make my day, they could have tossed that old harridan, Feinstein, out after him!    

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