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• "you Can Take Those Bananas and Shove Them up Your Ass"

  

  I was just bagging when I notice 2 customers arguing in the express lane. I go to the register and there's 2 men. The first is a young guy with glasses, he... Read more

  The 16 February 2012 by   Mjstoner
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• Crappy Finger Painting

  

  I was talking to my pharmacist friend at work the other night and he told me this story.Years ago when he worked at a different store, one day there was a boy... Read more

  The 29 February 2012 by   Mjstoner
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• Apparently WW3 is Being Started Next Month by Canada?

  

  A dirty homeless looking guy came into the grocery store asking for help finding something so I went to help him and check him out. Read more

  The 19 February 2012 by   Mjstoner
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• Remember When No One Cared Where Their Food Was From?

  

  When I was a kid I didn’t care where my food was from as long as it wasn’t from off the floor. Food falling on the floor is one of the worst things that can... Read more

  The 20 February 2012 by   Markkaplowitz
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• Personal Chats with Satan

  

  A dirty looking man comes through my line carrying a large bag that probably carrys all his possessions. He's been in line for a while and keeps staring at the... Read more

  The 14 February 2012 by   Mjstoner
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