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Romney Will Romp In!

By Davidduff

With all the foolhardiness of the monumentally stupid I am digging into the last few inches of my grave as a political soothsayer!  Romney will win easily!  My reasons are as follows:

a:  I don't believe a sitting president with an economic record like Obama's can win.

b:  I don't trust the polls as far as I can spit into a gale.

c:  Romney will sweep the board with the independents and they always decide US elections.

d:  The American MSM have changed from liberal-leaning to being the publicity and campaigning arm of the Democratic party and their views can be discounted.

e:  Whilst the USA has changed I just cannot - will not - believe they have embraced socialism.

I'm off now to buy myself a bag with slits in it to put over my head so that I can get about without being recognised after Obama is re-crowned!

 


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