Humor Magazine

"Reasons to Be Cheerful" #3

By Davidduff

"Free again,

Happy, happy me again".

Yes, indeed, via the good efforts of a London jury totally unswayed by that mass of hair, gorgeous figure, sexy eyes and delicious legs, have decided in their infinite wisdom that the lovely Rebekah Brooks is not guilty of all those spurious charges got up by the biggest collection of wankers, liars, pervs and loonies you could ever wish to avoid.


Alas, they also found her husband not guilty which has rather spoiled my plan to help her celebrate in a suitable manner!  Still, if she finds herself over-whelmed by it all she need only hack into my 'phone and call me.  What a woman - no wonder my mate Rupe fell for her!


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