I don’t need to share musing with any other parent about what serious business rearing children is. We are ever fretting, overwhelmed and overcome with all that it is – and sometimes we forget to have a sense of humor about it all. Here are some humorous quotes about parents and parenting:
“The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.”
~ Lane Olinhouse
“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.”
~ Franklin P. Jones
“It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner.”
~ Ben Bergor
“Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath, and hope we’ve set aside enough money to pay for our kids’ therapy.”
~ Michelle Pfeiffer
“The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.”
~ Bill Cosby
“Mothers are all slightly insane.”
~ J.D. Salinger
“Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.”
~ Bill Cosby
