Of course, this could just be the part at the end of the scary movie where you think the monster is dead, only to have him rise up and stick a knife in your leg. Therefore, I am trying to be careful and cautious, and not just abuse my refreshed legs once again. I figure I have to run at least 20 miles a week comfortably before I can dance on the injury's grave. I am not running especially fast, either. In fact, I was recently 'chicked' by a drunken penguin stumbling home from a bachelorette party.
My efforts at dealing with this injury have been many:
-3 different doctors, one of who was a marathon runner, another a sports/running specialist, another an orthopedic surgeon and part of the medical staff of the Detroit Pistons
-5 different rest periods of 3 weeks at least 3 times, 5 weeks another time, and more recently 8 weeks.
-1 Thousand Dollars for an MRI
-6 inches of a needle/cortisone shot stuck in my leg.
-4 goats sacrificed.
But it was the 30 minute massages that helped. There was indeed a tear in my quad, as the MRI showed, but it was scar tissue, not freshly ripped, probably caused by me running a marathon 2 weeks after it was torn.
I've been extra grateful for each mile I now get in. It's 92 degrees in the shade, and the air is so humid it's like running through cotton? No problem, lets do it. I've got a Wendy's cheeseburger and fries in my gut? Let's run with the junk in my trunk.
I stepped on my treadmill last week, (not to run, for something else) and there literally was a huge spider web on it. I got tangled up in the web. Oh, the irony, since I've been such a treadmill guy. But I had no time to smile, for a huge monster spider started crawling towards me. I saw its fangs through the smile. Oh boy was it ever happy to have such a huge catch.
Of course, I killed the monster, and went outside for a run. I just hope it stays dead, but if not, I will kill it, again and again and again...Yo, I got a new book out. MILK-BLOOD. Check it out.