Tropical Toast © lynette sheppard
Happy New Year, everyone. Let’s make 2017 a year we thrive rather than simply survive. And what better way to begin our posts than with a good laugh (we sure need it.) Author Tracey Maguire shares her humorous take on the Change. Enjoy!
MANIACAL-PAUSE
Written by Tracey Maguire (Author of ‘THE WORKER IN ME’)
She’s a hotbed of volcanic blasts
And often has the blues
She’s red and raw and sweaty
And always wants a snooze
Her husband doesn’t know her
There’s a certain kind of pall
It wasn’t always like this
He’s been driven up the wall
It’s a waste, and a futility
To think that there’s a cure
For nature takes the best of us
And steals our whole allure
It’s a time, a place, and milestone
Don’t share it with a crowd
The secret curse of menopause
Just silent suffering allowed.
What’s all the fuzz about?
Why the fluid retaining?
It’s transformation to old age
While tummy weight is gaining
She fights alone her hormone hell
She doesn’t want to boast
No puberty or change of heart
But a slow and steady roast
She buys a fan, nudes up at night
Her husband, he gets chancy
Her heat is high, she’s burning up
Cold showers are her fancy
It’s basted and it’s burning
A bitter pill to taste
When everything is said and done
A mid-life change is faced
Tracey’s book The Worker in Me goes on sale April, 2017. Watch for it.
