Yes indeed, Lyndos fell yesterday under my inspired leadership although there was a bit of blood spilled around a ladies dress shop from which I was forced to retreat after a barrage from the 'Memsahib'! Tomorrow we hire a car and recce the entire Island.
For the delight of my many female fans, may I tell you that I am now mahogany brown an effect only slightly spoiled by my shedding skin like an adder - not a pleasant sight but there is something deeply satisfying about pulling off reams of dead skin.
Tonight of course the sparkling wines will be consumed to celebrate Ukip's victory and hopefully we will repeat the exercise on Sunday after the Euro election results.
