Ahh sorry, this post has nothing to do with food as the title so blatantly suggests. I know, I know, I just continue to disappoint.
No, when I say “Just a Taste” I mean getting a taste of Personal Training. One of my very intelligent clients (hello Lisa!) suggested that just one complimentary consultation and workout is sometimes not enough to get someone to truly appreciate the benefits of having a personal trainer.
They need a little more..just a taste…right?
I tended to agree with Lisa. After all, training is a big investment for most people. Some might say it’s a luxury to have a Personal Trainer. Although I wouldn’t like to classify myself as being something only luxurious or lucky or well-to-do people have, I suppose it’s true that I’m not exactly cheap. I wouldn’t WANT to be seen as cheap!
When I think of cheap in terms of fat loss or nutrition, I think of Slim Fast or Raspberry Ketones or those body wraps. Ya know, garbage. And I am most definitely not garbage. At least I don’t think I am. I might smell like garbage sometimes when I don’t shower right after a workout. But I swear that’s only for a couple hours and it’s only when I know I’m not going anywhere in public afterwards.
I digress…
So in an effort to promote this taste of me (ew, please don’t taste me) I’m offering a Try Me Before You Buy Me type of promo.
Alas, it’s only for people who train with me in person so sorry to my online friends. However, as I have mentioned previously, I offer a variety of affordable packages for Online Training that you can read about here if you’d like to still train with me virtually.
So for my Cleveland friends, here’s a little deal for the month of January for newbies: Buy 2 Sessions get 1 FREE!
A 3-bie if you will. Three-bie. Like Freebie, get it?
So if you’d like to purchase this awesome deal, click this link and then click the link in there where it says “Buy Now.” (Sorry I’m not savvy enough to put the HTML code in here directly. Deal with it.)
So 3 sessions PLUS you still get a complimentary consultation so technically, it’s like 4 sessions for the price of 2. Like a Four-bie. 4-bie. Okay no, that wordplay doesn’t work so well, does it?
Anyways, if you’re still not convinced that training with me would be a totally life changing experience, just read some nifty reviews about me on Thumbtack or Trainerize. And of course, if you want more information, I’m always available via email at [email protected], I’m all over Twitter and Facebook. And YouTube.
I am everywhere.
You cannot escape me.
See you in 2015, slim!
