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In Which I Turn Green - No, Not Green!

By Davidduff

I am exceedingly obliged to Guido Fawkes, at least, I think I am despite the fact that he made me feel rather unwell earlier today when I read his financial analysis of the latest example of Green dementia.  I heard the news reader mention on the radio this morning (as I was on my way to the swimming pool, have I  . . . alright, no need to shout!) that the government were about to unveil some Greenie projects to do with so-called renewable energy.  Later I discovered what they were and which particular swivel-eyed loon was behind them.  Yes, indeed, who else but Mr. Ed 'Dafty' Davey MP (il-Lib-non-Dem).

In which I turn green - no, not Green!
  
In which I turn green - no, not Green!

I will leave you to mooch miserably through Guido's facts and figures although if you are paying taxes in the UK I do not advise it.  Frankly I think 'Dafty' Davey should be arrested for inciting violence - against himself, that is!  Anyway, the essence of the matter is that all the subsidies added together come to - at this point consider pouring yourself a stiff scotch - £1.4 billion a year!

'How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways.'

 


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