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Hey, Dey Dont Do No Better Over Der Dan We Do Over Heer!

By Davidduff

The New York Post makes me feel better about my poor, old, ragged, bagged and shagged country and its 'edukashun sistim''Idiocy 101' is alive and well 'over there' especially amongst the 'teechers' who have invented something called "blended learning" in which those bloody nuisances, the kids - oh God, the kids! - do not have to attend school.  Instead they can learn all they want from video lessons and taking tests on-line in between, possibly, selling drugs, watching porn and doing whatever else it is modern 'kids' get up to.  The NYP obviously gave the whole idea a roasting and the 'teechers' were really, really pissed off and so, dimwits that they are, they asked the 'kiddie-winkies' to mount an on-line campaign defending their stay-at-home procedure.  Here are some examples:

 

Teens defend ‘fail factory’ school in error-filled letters

 

What can one say except:

a)  Yeeeeeees, quite!

b)  'E' for Effort!

c)  Sack all the teachers.

and finally,

d)  How dumb are 'Noo Yawkers' to vote in as Mayor a man even further to the dingbat Left than his predecessor?

 


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