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He Went Looking for Racism - and Found It!

By Davidduff

Or, to be precise, racism found him!  Incidentally, this post reeks of irony but not all irony is humorous and as this tells the story of the murder of an innocent man I hope to avoid any sort of jocularity.  This week has seen to two stories concerning the deaths of black men at the hands of whites - policemen, as it happens - whipped up almost into a national crisis.  That deeply unlovely pair of agitators, Jackson & Sharpton, have led the way followed by the lynch mob that is the MSM in America these days with 'President Pussy' traipsing along behind chipping in his unhelpful tanner's worth.

Meanwhile, in Oakland, California, Mr. David Ruenzel, a white man, but not just any old white man, in fact, a writer for the Southern Poverty Law Centre and a life-time activist on behalf of black Americans against white injustice, was setting off on a walk through a well-known nature reserve - when two black men shot him dead and robbed him!  Waddya mean you never heard nuttin' about it?!  Of course you didn't, because it doesn't fit the narrative, see, so the WaPo and the NYP and CNN could not be less interested - but fortunately The American Thinker was.  As for the likes of Sharpton & Jackson, what do they care, even if Ruenzel was, so to speak, one of theirs, a lifetime supporter of black agitation, the fact is, he was white so, hey, who gives a shit?  And as for expecting a few words from on high by President Superior, well, don't hold your breath!

Personally I cannot help wondering what passed through Ruenzel's mind when he turned and saw those two black men approaching and drawing their guns?  Not, I suppose, a moment to relish the irony!

 


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