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'Do It, Rochester, Oh, and Strood, Too, of Course!'

By Davidduff

It is increasingly obvious following the omni-shambles over the European Arrest Warrant that 'Dim Dave' and his OE cabal still don't get it!  Of course, their view of Europe is limited to rather nice villas in Tuscany, or delightful holidays in the Dordogne - so handy for topping up one's cellar with the latest claret vintage!  Only something really and truly savage will finally convince them that the people are revolting - and I do the jokes round here!  Therefore, I am calling on the people of Rochester and Strood to put the Tories to the sword a week tomorrow at their by-election.  I am looking for a minimum of an 18% margin in favour of UKIP.  Only a catastrophe of that magnitude will convince Dave et al that he will need to announce at least one or two big policy shifts in respect of Europe that will convince us, the voters, that he is now ready to walk away from Europe and support 'BREXIT' if he fails to get what he wants.  It is just possible that a sufficiently big hit in Rochester might just frighten enough Tory MPs into a political assassination attempt.  The only problem with that is that any likely successor will probably be yet another second-rater.

Now, it's no good all you mouth-foaming 'Kippers' writing in and telling me that come the general election we must all vote for UKIP because the cruel fact is that your lot couldn't run a town council let alone a country!  You must be satisfied with your part in the play, that is, 'First Murderer' who enters stage right in scene one, stabs the King but fails to kill him and who is then put to death at the subsequent trial in scene two.  You get a few lines so just be satisfied with that!

 


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