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Columbia University Perv Rats out His Own Daughter . . .

By Davidduff

Er, that's after he's finished shagging her!  (Honestly, with all these stories from top American universities recently would you want your kids to go to any of them?)  This particular professorial perv teaches, or taught, political science (natch!) at Columbia University.  In his spare time he shagged his daughter who, according to the report on ClashDaily.Com, was between the ages of 17 and 19 at the time - she is now 24 years of age.  A Google search led me to the original story in The Daily Mail last October - how did I miss it? 

Anyway, so far, so tediously commonplace - well, fairly commonplace.  But the twist comes with the professor's defence as articulated by his scumbag lawyer.  According to this worthy(?), the case should never have been brought because it was sex between consenting adults and no business of anyone but the participants.  After all:

Matthew Galluzzo, defending Epstein, has said that even though his daughter had
emerged as a victim in the case, she could 'best be described as an accomplice'.  (My emphasis)

So perhaps what dear old pops is saying through his hired mouthpiece is that in a very real way it wasn't his fault and that the real perp was his daughter for being there in the first place as well as being so, well, so damn sexy!  Mr. Galluzzo, doing his darnedest to justify his fee, also drew attention to the law in Switzerland where all consensual sex including incest undertaken in privacy is permitted.  The Mail informs us that the Swiss 'rolls' are not the only 'liberals' in this matter:

Consensual incest is also legal in China, France, Israel, the Ivory Coast, the Netherlands, Russia, Spain and Turkey, according to a 2007 report from the Max Planck Institute in Germany.

To be honest, I'm not too sure about Norfolk where they all do appear to look very much like each other! 

It's a funny old world, ain't it?

 


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