Tim Worstall points his truncheon, er, in a manner of speaking, at a problem, or non-problem depending on your point of view, at the latest police practice in which Her Maj's Loyal Constabulary infiltrate Left-wing loony groups and shag the 'wimmin'. Needless to say, The Graun is shocked, I tell you, shocked! According to a total wet by the name of Owen Jones, the 'wimmin' concerned are attempting to bring rape charges but the Crown Prosecution Service will have none of it. Now, I believe, they are thinking of suing for damages on the grounds of being shagged under false pretences. Oh God, I hope none of my 35 19 8, oh alright, pair of 'conquests' (prior to the Memsahib sandbagging me!) read about this - hopefully at their age now their eyesight is as useless as mine! I can't quite recall whether I told them at the time that I was, in reality, 008 working for MI6, or, that I was the stunt man who did all the action sequences in the James Bond movies and that I was really, really friendly with Sean Connery, something like that anyway. What I do remember is that whatever the story it always went down much better after several gin and tonics. Anyway, they wouldn't sue if they found out, they'd just smile gratefully for the memory, I just know they would!
