Humor Magazine
Yes, indeed, I am the hand that keeps on giving! I thought you would all like to know that Tim Newman, that intrepid oil man, has come out again - no, no, I didn't mean it that way! - I mean that after a brief interlude he has returned to his Desert Sun blog with a spot on comment on those Greenie twats who, in their arrogance and stupidity, tried to take on the Russian government at their most sensitive spot - their money-making oil and gas fields in the arctic. Never, ever, get between a Russian government of crooked oligarchs and their gushing wells of dosh. At least, not unless you are a born-again masochist!