Now my favorite part, speculation!!
Amanda Bynes is going to crash and burn and her 1.9M twitter followers are gripping their chairs in hopes for front row seats. She is allegedly going to be signed to a record deal in the near future and I have a feeling the only people that will buy tickets are Drake Bell and Amanda impersonators. Amanda Bynes can only hope to sell half as many tickets as Miley Cyrus which is why I believe she is starting a twitter beef by calling her out and tagging her in the post. Amanda is going over board in hopes of staying relevant but has no idea that we are all just waiting for the crap that is now her life to explode! Can anyone say mini Britney, but without the fame. Amanda Bynes hasn't been relevant since she had a cameo in Easy A opposite Emma Stone. These days Amanda has blogs and media on fire because she seems to be trying to get a rise out of people that are obviously doing very much better in their careers than she ever will. After all she has done, her reaching A-List is like another 40 year old rapper making a breakout LP, I'm sorry guys, 2Chains was surely a one time thing that will never happen again so put up your mics and get a job. The only people that even knows who Amanda Bynes is (without twitter) are 25-40 year olds. Grandmothers and moms remember you Amanda! How about you find a man, get married, and settle down. Better yet, do an infomercial for nose webbing and plastic surgery instead. I honestly believe Miley Cyrus would kick your ass if you're not careful.
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