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'All's Well That Starts Well', Er, So Far!

By Davidduff

Well so far it's all quiet on the Typepad front this morning, so fingers crossed.  And my day began with excellent news - the feisty Ms. Anna Raccoon is back after her final bout of anti-cancer treatment - humbugs and poltroons of the world watch out!  And as good news always comes in threes - er, it does, doesn't it? - I have excellent news from my giant shopping trip of yesterday.  With supreme cunning I managed to spend more money on me than the 'Memsahib' managed to spend on herself.  I'm thinking this deserves a letter to The Times!  I bought a new, super-de-luxe, all-singing, all-dancing, spinning, inflating, up 'n' down office-chair to place in front of my computer so that finally I can rid myself of the creaking, groaning, hard-as-flint torture bench I have used for the past zillion years.  Actually, I didn't buy it because it is a combined gift from the 'Memsahib' and 'SoD' for my birthday, due shortly - don't worry I'll let you know when and where to send your contributions!  There is only one slight drawback, apparently I have to assemble the damn thing - yeeeeeeeees quite!  The drawback from your point of is that my future blog posts might well be in excess of War and Peace. Things to do this morning but I shall return later - Typepad permitting! 


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