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What Is It Like to Have More Than One Girlfriend At Once?

Posted on the 30 January 2016 by Calvinthedog
I will tell you what it is like. It is a great big massive hassle, one of the biggest hassles you can get yourself into in life. In addition, it is not all it is cracked up to be, and Basically a woman is a full time job, especially a hot one. All these guys want hot chicks, but the hotter they are, the more of your time they consume. High maintenance means more than money. These women are also high maintenance in the emotional department.

I don’t have statistics on it, but back in the day, I used to try to regularly run 1-3 women at a time. I don’t really do this too much anymore as I am getting old and honestly I simply do not have the energy to play this exhausting game.

The goal was to have three girlfriends at once, which honestly is the closest thing to Paradise I have ever experienced in life. But the weird thing was I could never really have more than three at once and often I could not even run three because even running three was damn hard. But once I got over three, the situation not only got even more hectic and insane but I would very quickly drop back down to three again. It is like for me anyway, three at once is the upper limit. Any more than that is just not doable.

One more thing, running all sorts of women like that is incredibly time-consuming because if you practice this stuff as an art form, women can be take up an unbelievably number of hours of your time. It takes a Hell of a lot of work just to keep one relationship not only going smoothly but going at all. Now imagine doing that with more than one at once or an ever-changing revolving door of females.

Living like that also requires incredible people skills, and you have to know females inside and out and six ways from Sunday to do this because there is a right and wrong thing to say and do with any particular female any given time. Not only that, but there is not a lot of spontaneity in your life because just about everything you do has to be done in a calculated manner. You have to think carefully about most anything you say or do. So it basically turns you into a calculating, somewhat sociopathic fuck, or at least into a great big phony.

There is also a massive downside to this, as you are pissing people off all over the place.

Females’ boyfriends or fathers are flipping out or looking at you very carefully. You are getting regularly threatened by the other males whose females you are basically stealing, and it’s hard to stay out confrontations, especially fistfights. Although you are having a blast, the downside is that a lot of the time females are screaming at you, swearing at you, threatening to hit you, making all sorts of insane threats to you, ringing your phone off the hook to berate you, or calling you periodically just to cuss you up and down. You start losing friendships because you start getting involved with the sisters or female friends of your friends. When things go sour, at least your female friends start to think you are a major shit.  Your male friends either think it is entertaining or they are proud of you.

It is unbelievably time consuming. When I was running three at once, it honestly seemed like it was a 40 hour a week job and a very stressful one at that. You are running around here, there and everywhere all the time, on the phone half the time, usually taking lots of drugs (actually, often you are actually dealing – don’t ask me why) and drinking quite a bit. Most importantly, you are lying like crazy to just about everyone all the time, which is tough because you start to forget your lies, and you keep getting busted for switching your lies around. Soon most people, even your friends, are regarding you dubiously and come to be you are regarded as a pathological liar, which you now are anyway, so it’s true.

People are often screaming at you (usually females) telling you what a lowlife, scum and piece of shit you are, and if you have any conscience at all, you can start to feel pretty guilty.If you have a severe conscience as I did (now eroded by time and massive cynicism), in addition to all of the above, you was feeling guilty a good part of the time. Everyone’s telling you you’re a bad person. If you’re a bad boy, an asshole or a true sociopath, maybe maybe you can handle it or even think it is a compliment, but if you are a regular guy with some morals, it starts to really hurt.Despite my behavior, I still thought that I was basically a good person. And I was, with the exception of the Woman Question, but it hurt my feelings so bad that everyone was telling me what an awful human being I was. I can’t describe how bad I felt. I started to feel like a major shit myself, and it wasn’t a good feeling.

I guess what I am trying to say is that there is a massive downside to being a manwhore, and most people do not realize that.


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