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What In the Hell is a Pansexual?

Posted on the 17 August 2016 by Calvinthedog

First of all, what in God’s name is a pansexual? Up until maybe a decade ago, I never once heard this idiotic word pansexual. I guess they must have all been leading horribly closeted lives. Oh poor pansexuals! Poor babies! So much prejudice! All those panphobes out there! All the anti-pan discrimination and bigotry! My heart weeps for them!

Despite the fact that I never heard this moronic term pansexual until maybe 2005, I must say that the world was none the worse for the lack of such a category. The world seemed to go quite smoothly without any pan folks around. I really doubt if these pansexuals are necessary for advanced human civilization.

It’s because of idiot insanity like this that I abandoned the Cultural Left a while back. I rode the Cultural Left train for a while, but at some point, it seemed to be going way past where I wanted to go, so I had to get off. Since then it’s gone so far into the horizon that I can’t even see it anymore. It could have fallen off the edge of the Earth for all I knew. Come to think of it, that’s exactly what it did do!


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