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VIDEO: Chris Rock on Jobs Vs Careers

By Howtobejobless @howtobejobless

“When you have a career, there ain’t enough time in the day…When you got a job there’s TOO MUCH time.” Wise words from Mr Rock – who’s here to remind you that joblessness sucks in part because it’s a JOB. A soul-sucking, terribly monotonous job. You’re looking for a career, the Holy Grail. He explains the difference in sweary detail below…

Some people have jobs, some people have careers…and the people with jobs need to learn to shut the fuck up around people with jobs. They don’t wanna hear that career bullshit. Keep that shit to yourself. Don’t let your happiness make somebody sad.

“I dropped out of school in the 10th grade, which is the dumbest thing you could ever fuckin’ do. You know why? Because when you drop out in the 10th grade, you really might as well have dropped out in the 2nd grade. ‘Cause you’re qualified for the exact same jobs. Matter of fact, the person who dropped out in the 2nd grade is more qualified, because they have 8 years of work experience!”

“You ever been so miserable at work you spend extra time just sittin’ on the toilet?”

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