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• Oops… We Forgot A Title… If Only Google Could Suggest One Via Autocomplete!

  

  Yahoo reports that a doctor in Australia has sued Google because he is apparently unhappy with what happened when people started typing his name in the search... Read more

  Posted on 25 January 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Beyonce Not Ready For This Jelly, If By Jelly, You Mean Actually Singing In Fron...

  CNN reports that an Inauguration official has confirmed that Beyonce lip-synced the Star-Spangled Banner at President Barack Obama’s Inauguration ceremony... Read more

  Posted on 24 January 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 99-Year-Old Teacher Changed Careers At Age 82… So When Are You Going To Give Up...

  CNN reports that a 99-year-old elementary school teacher, who started teaching at age 82, enjoys her job so much she refuses to retire. She teaches cooking,... Read more

  Posted on 23 January 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Rapper Who Rapped About Not Voting For The President Suddenly Disappears Like A...

  USA Today reports in this video that rapper Lupe Fiasco was escorted off the stage at a Presidential inaugural party during a performance that included lyrics... Read more

  Posted on 22 January 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Supreme Court Chief Justice Roberts Reads From Card To Administer The Oath To...

  After fumbling some words during the administration of the oath in 2009, Chief Justice Roberts, avoiding any risk of making a mistake memorizing a few sentences... Read more

  Posted on 20 January 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Worse Individuals Your Wife Could Run Off With Than A Lottery Winner

  

  We thank funny blogger/novel writer Indy Tony for nominating us for the “Versatile Blogger Award,” an award that requires nominees to nominate 15 new bloggers t... Read more

  Posted on 19 January 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Less Lovely Things Your Dog Could Retrieve Than A Yellow Snowball

  Late last year, blogger/photographer Carol Dunnigan nominated this blog for the One Lovely Blog award, an award that requires you to nominate 15 other bloggers... Read more

  Posted on 19 January 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Man Outsources His Own Job To China, Giving Him More Time To Watch Cat Videos...

  Yahoo reports that according to a blog post, a software developer outsourced his own job to China, for a fraction of his salary, so that he could sit at work,... Read more

  Posted on 17 January 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Cat Better At Investing Pretend Money Than Professionals

  The Observer reports that a cat named Orlando outperformed a panel of professionals and a team of grade school students in a year-long competition to see who... Read more

  Posted on 16 January 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Facebook Introduces Graph Search, Which Allows You To See Which Of Your Friends...

  CNET reports Facebook unveiled the latest thing it’s building today — Graph Search. CEO Mark Zuckerberg reportedly shows that Graph Search can answer burning... Read more

  Posted on 15 January 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Just In Case You’re Bored With Earth and American Idol, You Can Always Apply...

  The Week reports that a non-profit group in the Netherlands is seeking volunteers to participate in a reality TV show that intends to send participants on a... Read more

  Posted on 14 January 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Poll Says Congress Less Popular Than Nickelback, So Don’t Be Surprised If...

  A Public Policy Polling poll has found that Congress has a 9% “Favorable” rating among respondents.The poll also found that respondents had a less favorable... Read more

  Posted on 13 January 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Is The Tea Party Going The Way Of Fruitopia Lemon Berry Intuition Fruit Tea?

  

  Erin Burnett ran a segment on CNN last night asking: “Is the Tea Party dead?” The segment also quoted a Politico interview in which a Tea Party leader reportedl... Read more

  Posted on 12 January 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Detroit Mini-Mansion Has Asking Price Less Than Michigan-Made Buick Enclave

  ForSaleByOwner.com features this listing for a 6 bedroom, 6 bathroom 4400-square-foot home, at an asking price of $35 grand, which includes free straight-talkin... Read more

  Posted on 11 January 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• And We’ve Checked The Instant Replay – Nobody Elected To the National Baseball...

  The Baseball Writers’ Association of America selected nobody to the Hall Of Fame yesterday. Not even the nice man who wipes your seat clean when you arrive at... Read more

  Posted on 10 January 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Dolphin Stampede!

  The LA Times reports in a video that can be seen here that 1,000 dolphins stampeded near a whale-watching boat near Dana’s Point, California.3 Worse Things... Read more

  Posted on 09 January 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Insurance Company May Complain Life Is Not Fair

  Yahoo Finance reports that AIG’s Board of Directors will consider whether joining a lawsuit tomorrow against the United States federal government in a claim... Read more

  Posted on 08 January 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Treasury Can Mint Trillion Dollar Coin To Solve All Of America’s Problems… Excep...

  Fox News reports that although extremely unlikely, the U.S. Treasury Department could in theory, mint a one-trillion dollar coin to pay off U.S. debt if the deb... Read more

  Posted on 08 January 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Cat Busted As Prison Break Accomplice!

  BBC reports that in Brazil, a cat was detained at a prison after attempting to enter the prison with contraband items taped to its body. Read more

  Posted on 06 January 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• “Trending” Among Words People Don’t Want To See Trending In 2013

  CNBC reports that the phrase “fiscal cliff” and word “trending” have made the 2013 Lake Superior State University’s annual list of Banished Words. 3 Things... Read more

  Posted on 05 January 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY