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Cat Better At Investing Pretend Money Than Professionals

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

The Observer reports that a cat named Orlando outperformed a panel of professionals and a team of grade school students in a year-long competition to see who could earn the most investing pretend money.

3 Important Investment Lessons To Take Away From This News

1. We must find out how to invest in the Observer, because if they can observe a cat for a year, just imagine what they could observe if they were on the lookout for real news!

2. If your cat isn’t earning 5% returns, it may be time to fire your cat!

3. A British grade school education is no guarantee that your children won’t grow up to be outwitted by cats, which have been outwitting British people since the debut of the cartoon Simon’s Cat in 2008.

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