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• Republican Party “Rising Star” Doing The Opposite-Of-Rising To Find Bottle Of...

  Marco Rubio, while delivering the Republican party’s response speech to this year’s President’s State Of The Union address, awkwardly leaned away from the camer... Read more

  Posted on 13 February 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• IMDB Profile Says Canadian Actor Moving To U.S., Actor Apparently Unable To...

  According to CTV, a Canadian actor named Chad Rook, who has appeared in a TV show called Supernatural, has been banned from the United States for five years... Read more

  Posted on 12 February 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• You’re More Likely To Get Injured By A Toilet Than Bitten By A Shark

  CNN reports that in 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. In contrast, last year 53 Americans were attacked by sharks, the highest level since the year 2000. Read more

  Posted on 12 February 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• We’re Not Saying He’s A Vampire, But Prince Looks Identical To 1980s Prince At...

  Prince presented an award for best record at tonight’s Grammy Awards, looking an awful lot like 1980s Prince.3 Celebrities We Are Glad Are Not Vampires1. Read more

  Posted on 11 February 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Man Uses iPhone Siren To Try To Pull Over Real Cop

  WAFB reports in a video you can see here, that a Memphis man was arrested for impersonating a police officer.How’d he get caught? By pulling over a uniformed,... Read more

  Posted on 09 February 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• In Case You Were Planning A Yard Sale In Today’s Blizzard, Here’s Another...

  Reuters reports that a baseball card purchased for $100 at a Maine yard sale sold for $92,000 at an auction.Specifically, the “card” was an 1865 photo of the... Read more

  Posted on 08 February 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Storm With Same Name As Disney Character May Slam Northeast Coast!

  The Weather Channel reports that Winter Storm Nemo may result in a historic blizzard in New England.When did they start naming winter storms? Read more

  Posted on 08 February 2013 CURRENT, ENVIRONMENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY, WEATHER

• 3 New Monopoly Pieces We Would Have Rather Seen Than A Cat

  The Today Show revealed the latest Monopoly game piece today, set to replace the apparently unpopular iron. It’s a cat, but here are 3 pieces we would have... Read more

  Posted on 06 February 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Lawsuit Against S&P; Alleges Analyst Sang A Version Of “Burning Down The...

  The Associated Press reports that the U.S. Department Of Justice has alleged in a lawsuit that Standard Poor’s rating agency gave high ratings to... Read more

  Posted on 05 February 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Canadian Super Bowl Ticket-Winner Denied Admission To U.S. For 1981 Drug...

  CBC reports that a Canadian man in his 50′s who won tickets to the Super Bowl was denied admission to the United States, because in 1981, when he was 19... Read more

  Posted on 04 February 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Superbowl 2013 Commercials Getting Extra Free Publicity For Being...

  The Superbowl is today, which means it’s time for everyone to watch someone who lip-synced the national anthem at a recent presidential inauguration perform... Read more

  Posted on 03 February 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Rodney Dangerfield Of Turtles Found In Box After 30 Years, Almost Thrown Out

  The Daily Mail reports that a family in Brazil was cleaning out a storage room in their Rio Home when they discovered a box with an old record player inside…... Read more

  Posted on 02 February 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Dog Discovers $68,000 Worth Of Whale Vomit, Which May Be Used In Your Fave...

  Newser reports that a British man and his dog uncovered $68,000 worth of whale vomit on a beach.According to the article, whale vomit is a key ingredient in... Read more

  Posted on 01 February 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• NRA Switches Position To Against “Universal” Background Checks. Is There...

  CNN reports that NRA CEO, Wayne LaPierre stated at yesterday’s Senate Gun hearing that he is against universal background checks, which he was apparently in... Read more

  Posted on 31 January 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Hey Oprah, You’re Not The Only One Who Can Plug A Competing Device While Recentl...

  Gizmodo reports that Alicia Keys has been appointed the new Global Creative Director at Blackberry.And it appears she was demonstrating her creativity just... Read more

  Posted on 30 January 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Face Cream Made From Baby Foreskins? We’re Sceptical – We’ll Have To Wait And Se...

  The Toronto Sun reports that in Vancouver, Canada, an event featuring Oprah Winfrey drew protestors because Oprah allegedly endorses face cream made from baby... Read more

  Posted on 29 January 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Calling 9-1-1 To Ask Why Your Date Stood You Up Is Not A Good Idea, Unless You...

  QMI Agency reports that a man from Montreal, Quebec, phoned 9-1-1 after taking a bus to far-away Barrie, Ontario, where he was stood up for an online date. Read more

  Posted on 28 January 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Swedish Police Confuse Video Game Sounds With Crime Scene… This Never Would...

  The Local reports that a group of teenagers in Sweden playing the video game Call Of Duty in an apartment, got an unexpected surprise when the police raided... Read more

  Posted on 27 January 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Facebook May Pay You Ten Dollars If You Fill Out A Form… Or May Not… Making...

  Buzzfeed reports that Facebook has settled a class-action lawsuit alleging that Facebook illegally put American users’ images in sponsored stories without... Read more

  Posted on 26 January 2013 BUSINESS, CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIAL MEDIA, SOCIETY, TECH

• Water Into Wine = Miracle. Beer Made With Water Selling For A Lower Price Than...

  The Wall Street Journal reports that a beer controversy is “brewing” (their words, don’t judge us!) in the Czech Republic because a pint of water costs more tha... Read more

  Posted on 25 January 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY