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NRA Switches Position To Against “Universal” Background Checks. Is There Something Happening On One Of Jupiter’s 67 Moons They Don’t Want Us To Know About?

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

CNN reports that NRA CEO, Wayne LaPierre stated at yesterday’s Senate Gun hearing that he is against universal background checks, which he was apparently in favor of in 1999.

3 New Slogans We Propose For The NRA

1. “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun, is with a good guy with a gun, but if you want to find out which is which, jump in a DeLorean and head to 1999, McFly!”

2. “The NRA: Metaphorically Shooting Ourselves In The Foot Whenever Our CEO Metaphorically Shoots Off His Mouth.”

3. “The NRA: All Of Our Computers And Positions Stored On Them Jumped Back 100 Years Due To Y2K Reverting Everything To 1900 At The End Of 1999.”

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