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Storm With Same Name As Disney Character May Slam Northeast Coast!

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

The Weather Channel reports that Winter Storm Nemo may result in a historic blizzard in New England.

When did they start naming winter storms? We don’t know the answer for certain, but we do know from the Weather Channel that another storm is named Gandolf, so we suspect it may have been when the nerds took over the Mainstream Weather News.

3 Worse Things A Winter Storm Could Be Named After Than A Disney Character

1. Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Flavors. If Winter Storm Cherry Garcia ever approached, we’d have to question whether Ben & Jerry’s were sticking true to their non-corporate-seeming business model.

2. Ozzy Osbourne albums. While “Blizzard Of Oz” may improve cable weather news ratings among metal-heads, Winter Storm “Bark At The Moon” may not help viewers prepare for the weather in store.

3. Scientists who believe in global warming. That would add insult to injury to the scientists who seem to be in near uniform agreement with each other, while many non-scientists don’t believe them.

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