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Not The Worst News
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News is a commodity, like oil, natural gas, or pork bellies. Bad news is the most abundant commodity in the world! That’s why they give it away for free on the internet! We take that bad news, and tell you original, funny similar situations that would be far worse news. And then you will feel better knowing that the bad news Wolf Blitzer is telling you for free was NotTheWorstNews.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 1426 )
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3 Suggestions For Alternative Fox News Programming Now That Final GOP Debate...
Fox News has cancelled the final debate before the Republican convention because Donald Trump said he could not make it, which lead to John Kasich saying he... Read more
Posted on 16 March 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Bill O’Reilly Has Some (Unintentionally) Funny Ideas About Business
On last night’s “Talking Points” segment of his show, Bill O’Reilly explained recent Trump protests using the following two “points”: George Soros, a... Read more
Posted on 15 March 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Are We The Only Ones Noticing Trump Is Winning Mostly Open Primaries?
Trump has seemed like a joke candidate from the beginning, but is the joke on him? We ask this because we see nobody talking about this on CNN as John King look... Read more
Posted on 14 March 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
We Want Our Hour Back, Daylight Savings Time!
CBC reports that Daylight Savings Time just celebrated its 100 birthday. Despite various rationals for moving the clocks ahead, the biggest advocates of Dayligh... Read more
Posted on 14 March 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Trump Has Supporters Overflowing On Airport Runway?
During a speech to supporters at a Valencia, Ohio airport hangar today in front of his plane, Donald Trump said he had so many supporters that they couldn’t... Read more
Posted on 12 March 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Reddit User: Forbes Pulled Article Opining Sanders Will Win The Presidential...
According to a Reddit user, Forbes pulled an article, that you can view a transcript of by clicking here.The article was titled:”How Bernie Sanders Will Win... Read more
Posted on 12 March 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Marco Rubio Wants His Kids To Work To Age 70
Marco Rubio said in tonight’s GOP debate that he’d gradually like to raise the retirement age to obtain social security to 70 by the time his kids retire. Read more
Posted on 11 March 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Trump Steaks Really Bush Brothers Steaks
CNBC reports that some of the assortment of items Donald Trump showed reporters last night are not actually for sale to the public. Read more
Posted on 09 March 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Make America Steak Again!
In a press conference tonight, Donald Trump showed reporters Trump-branded frozen steaks, water, and other products, to presumably prove that they are successfu... Read more
Posted on 09 March 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
3 Slogans We Propose For Sears/Kmart
The Street reports that Sears is seeking a new $750 million loan to help its Sears and Kmart chains stay afloat.Since we’re all about helping formerly dominant... Read more
Posted on 07 March 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
3 More Similar Vice-Presidents We’d Expect To See
Yesterday we wrote about a study showing that opposites don’t attract in romance or friendships. We thought the same may hold true in choosing Vice-Presidents,... Read more
Posted on 06 March 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Sorry, MC Skat Kat, Science Says Opposites Don’t Attract
The Telegraph reports that researchers from Wellesley College and the University of Kansas proves people in longer relationships tend to have more in common wit... Read more
Posted on 06 March 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
CNN Reports New House Of Cards Season Reviews In
House of Cards’ latest season began streaming on Netflix at midnight today… which lead to CNN running the following headline:“House of Cards’ season 4: The... Read more
Posted on 05 March 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
3 New Slogans For “Skinny” Bundles
A CBC reader called Canada’s new government-mandated $25 TV skinny bundle packages a “rip-off.” These plans give subscribers a basic bundle of major networks,... Read more
Posted on 03 March 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
3 Step Guide Of How To Move To Canada If Trump Wins
CNBC reports that “How to move to Canada” has trended on Google since Trump won numerous states on Super Tuesday.For those seeking advice, we offer these 3 tips... Read more
Posted on 02 March 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Brief Summary Of Super Tuesday
America has turned into one giant Risk game board! Who put the menacing Chris Christie piece on Florida behind Donald Trump? That piece is supposed to be in... Read more
Posted on 02 March 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Skinny Bundles Coming To Canada
CBC reports that on March 1, all Canadian TV providers will be required to sell $25 “skinny bundles” of television stations that exclude hundreds of channels... Read more
Posted on 01 March 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
3 Slogans We Propose For Disney’s New Pricing
CNN reports that Disney will be adjusting its pricing at its American Theme Parks based on the time of year, with three price ranges: Value, Regular, and Peak... Read more
Posted on 29 February 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
3 More Excuses For Trump Not Releasing His Tax Returns
Traditional Trump method of releasing information, in 140 character Tweets would drive Trump accounts insane too close to tax season. Boring! How can media... Read more
Posted on 28 February 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
3 More Excuses For Trump To Not Provide His Tax Returns
Earlier this week, Donald Trump said that he might release his tax returns – pointing out to do so would be “complicated.”During last night’s GOP debate, he sai... Read more
Posted on 26 February 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY