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3 Suggestions For Alternative Fox News Programming Now That Final GOP Debate Cancelled

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

Fox News has cancelled the final debate before the Republican convention because Donald Trump said he could not make it, which lead to John Kasich saying he would not attend without Trump.

Since there’s a free slot to fill, we have three suggestions…

  1. Debate with Trump impersonator, just like the time the WWE had a Trump impersonator wrestle a Rosie O’Donnell impersonator. Yes, this really happened:

2.  Two hours of Fox broadcasters explaining why Trump is suddenly the best candidate, even though Fox didn’t seem to be advocating that for most of the campaign.

3. Real news! (in the same way the above clip is “real” wrestling.)

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