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• Houses In Detroit Start At $1,000 In Auction

  Last year we wrote about a reported 4,400 square foot home for sale in Detroit with an asking price of $35,000.You demanded better value, and it looks like... Read more

  Posted on 19 May 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Italian University Invested “In The History Of Copper Metallurgy In Italy”...

  Bloomberg reports that 17 years ago an Italian professor gave a lecture about a search engine that used an algorithm to rank web pages. Read more

  Posted on 17 May 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Celebrities We Would Use To Take Out Godzilla

  We take requests here at Not The Worst News. And today’s suggested News Story Comes From Blogger List Of X. So check out ListofX. Read more

  Posted on 16 May 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Reasons Your College Couch May Be More Trustworthy Than Your Bank

  Fox News reports several college students in New York found $40,000 in a couch they bought for $20 from the Salvation Army.They found the money after... Read more

  Posted on 16 May 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Alt Rock Band Foils Mom Who Bought All Of A Store’s “Offensive” T-Shirts To...

  Earlier this year we wrote about a mother in Orem, Utah who was so upset that a PacSun store was displaying T-shirts featuring scantily-clad women, that she... Read more

  Posted on 15 May 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Report: European Union Gives People Right To Eliminate Embarrassing Reports...

  CTV News reports that a European Court has ruled that people in the European Union will have the right to ask Google, Yahoo, Bing and other search engines to... Read more

  Posted on 14 May 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Now Will Shakira Want A “HipsDontLie” Vanity Plate?

  QMI Agency reports that a New Hampshire man, who legally changed his name to “Human,” has also been permitted by a Court to own and use a vanity license plate... Read more

  Posted on 13 May 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Tax Lawyer Michelle Bachmann Chooses 3 Funny Companies As Examples Of Obamacare...

  On today’s CNN’s State of the Union, Candy Crowley asked Michelle Bachmann about a recent poll indicating 61% of Americans want to keep or make changes to the... Read more

  Posted on 12 May 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Snapchat Videos Disappear Forever As Soon As World Ends. We Have 10 FAQs For...

  

  Tom’s Guide reports that a Federal Trade Commission settlement has lead to Snapchat agreeing that it is not allowed to say that it’s videos disappear forever. Read more

  Posted on 11 May 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Dr. Dre To Become Rap’s First Billionaire? Finally A Billionaire Who Will Win An...

  The Wall Street Journal reports that a deal in which Apple will buy Beats Electronics LLC will likely land Dr. Dre and Jimmy Iovine in senior positions at... Read more

  Posted on 10 May 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Burger King Innovates By Offering Whoppers For Breakfast

  CNN reports that the fast food breakfast war that has lead to items like the “Waffle Taco” from Taco Bell has culminated in Burger King’s latest move. Burgers... Read more

  Posted on 09 May 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• NY Times: Apple Rumor On “Secret” App Not Actual Fact

  The New York Times reports that a rumor on an anonymous App called “Secret” turned out to be fake. Specifically Apple’s new EarPods will not be able to monitor... Read more

  Posted on 07 May 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Avril Lavigne Meet N’ Greet Looks As Fun As Grade School Dance

  E! reports that a meet and greet with Avril Lavigne, costing about $400 US, resulted in a bunch of awkward photos as fans in Brazil were told the following... Read more

  Posted on 07 May 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Paris Cab Ride Full Of Surprises

  The Local reports that a woman got several unexpected surprises during a taxi ride from Charles De Gaulle Airport in Paris.Surprise #1: The driver didn’t have... Read more

  Posted on 06 May 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Police In Canada Deal With Beaver Blocking Traffic

  

  CBC reports that in Miramichi, New Brunswick, an angry beaver spent part of Tuesday delaying traffic and chasing people around the streets. Read more

  Posted on 04 May 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Post Office Delivers Passport Instead Of Stuffed Animal

  The Toronto Star reports that a woman in England received a surprise in the mail due to an error by Canada Post. Instead of a home-made teddy bear from her... Read more

  Posted on 03 May 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 1,000 People Reportedly May Have Got Food Poisoning At Food Safety Summit

  QMI Agency reports that over 1,000 people got possible food poisoning at the National Food Safety Summit in Baltimore.3 Slogans We Propose For The Food Safety... Read more

  Posted on 02 May 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Dude, Google Found Your Car.

  Search Engine Land reports that Google has updated its operating system so that now when you get out of your car, you have the option of Google recording where... Read more

  Posted on 01 May 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Breaking Neutral News! Forbes Contributor Writes Piece On Why Facebook Should...

  In a Forbes piece earlier this week, a Forbes Contributor explained a case as to why Facebook should buy Forbes.The title of the article was: “So What’s Next Fo... Read more

  Posted on 30 April 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Police Line: Do Not Cross. And Do Not Throw Out In Oakland.

  Fox News reports that in a budgetary crisis, police in Oakland have been told to recycle police crime scene tape to use at other crime scenes.3 Other Ways We... Read more

  Posted on 30 April 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY