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Breaking Neutral News! Forbes Contributor Writes Piece On Why Facebook Should Take Over Forbes.

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

In a Forbes piece earlier this week, a Forbes Contributor explained a case as to why Facebook should buy Forbes.

The title of the article was: “So What’s Next For Facebook? Why Not Purchase Forbes?”

3 More Article Titles We’d Like To See

1. “So What’s Next For Lunch? Why Not Purchase McDonalds? Literally, Intern Over There, Bring Me A Big Mac.”

2. “So What’s Next For Forbes? Why Not Ask Your Local Borders Store Associate? What Do You Mean That Store Is Closed?”

3. “So What’s Next For AOL? Why Not Dial It Up A Notch And Purchase Forbes, Because Facebook May Have Missed My Last Article?”


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